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(thing) by ToasterLeavings (1.7 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) 1 C! Mon May 08 2000 at 13:58:50

Who knew that you should never mix LSD and plasticine? (Stop motion death is no less tragic).

Shortly after Gumby hacked Pokey to death with a small, yet alarmingly effective meat cleaver (they never thought a cooking segment could go so terribly wrong), one of the animators was forced to bludgeon Gumby to death with a cellular phone. His last words were squeeky, and unintelligible, but no doubt included several profanities and the words 'now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds', according to one leading home shopping network spokesperson.
More to come, as news breaks.

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Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds The exact moment when I ceased to take my education seriously plasticine Voluntary Human Extinction Movement
Stupid Human Tricks Indiana once tried to change the value of pi Male restroom etiquette You are taking yourself too seriously
Broadway is Missing out on the Biggest Idea Ever Rap artists who insist on singing their own name in their songs So they caught George W. Bush If cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl
I am afraid of permanence Microsoft Office Assistant Telephone booth stuffing Gumby
Unit 731 redheads Which Tetris block is the coolest? Pokey
LSD Eminem project censored Macula
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