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ugly stick

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(thing) by mdwyer (2.2 wk) (print)   ?   (I like it!) Wed Oct 18 2000 at 23:57:21

A short staff of wood that comes from the legendary ugly tree. The wood of the ugly tree is aparently able to bestow uglyness upon a being. Hence, if you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch, you'd be pretty ugly. In a smaller form, being beaten with the ugly stick just makes you a little bit ugly.

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