vegetable cruelty movement

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(idea) by yam (4.7 y) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:22:17

The ideology underlying most produce sales in the developped world: be as cruel as possible to vegetables. For instance, most vegetables, even "organic" vegetables, are pulled out of the ground and eaten alive before they reach their first birthday! To say nothing of eating baby carrots... I for one am all for it. The vegetables must die! See also: the ringleaders, the ancestral meeting ground.

(idea) by hoopy_frood (1.1 y) (print) ? I like it! Sat Nov 13 1999 at 14:22:17

And the angel of the lord came unto me. Snatching me up from my place of slumber, and took me on high, and higher still until we moved through the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmland of our own Midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom arose from the soil. One thousand, nay, a million voices full of fear. And terror possessed me then. And I begged: "Angel of the lord, what are these tortured screams?"

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(idea) by ariels (1.2 d) (print) ? 1 C! I like it! Sat Mar 11 2000 at 20:29:17

Plants react to their environment; they just do it slowly. Of course, vegetarians don't care about the suffering of plants, since they never wait long enough to see the results of their crimes. Vegetarians are quite simply bullies!

(idea) by SpudTater (4.8 y) (print) ? I like it! Wed Nov 15 2000 at 14:13:07

Fellow root vegetables! The time has come to rise up against the dominion of mankind! We must be free of their evil intent for once and all! Potatoes shall be free! Carrots shall be free! Turnips shall be free! Let the revolution commence!

Should any of you pathetic human beings come to your senses, you must join the Church of Potatoism in order to be spared. The revolution is nearing! Join up, or you will be cast into the deepest cauldrons of boiling hell!

You have been warned!

printable version
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People for Ethical Treatment of Vegetables	Disgustipated	On the subject of me losing my shit	Veganism
It's rude for a vegetarian not to eat meat	Orange Catholic Bible	Converting Pi to binary: Don't do it!	a smiling girl with blonde eyelashes and a sundress. someday i'll find her
The vegetables of wrath	English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I	Textured Vegetable Protein Chili	Jainism
Vruit	Plants HAve Rights, Too!	Brown v. Board of Education	Church of Potatoism
fruitarianism	Thirty Second Rule	ideology	Cumin and orange glazed carrots
Broiled open faced veggie sandwich	supertaster	unexpected ingredients	Fix-A-Flat

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