wooden spoon

In some households, when the child has been "naughty", he/she gets hit on the "buttocks" by the wooden spoon.

These so-called Wooden Spoons are found in most normal households. If you dont have one, I suggest you go out and buy one.

1. Procure a wooden spoon (two to make it a date).
2. If the wooden spoon is worn in, skip to step 4.
3. Soak wooden spoon in luke warm water for 100 hours.
4. Boil 1 pint of water.
5. Pour in a quarter of medium thickness spagetti.
6. Prepare as usual, using the aforementioned wooden spoon.
7. Suck some liquid out of the paddel of the wooden spoon, taking care not to scald yourself.
8. Repeat steps 4 - 6 to taste.

wooden spoon

Cambridge. The last junior optime. See wrangler, optime.

The 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue.