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• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• we can all just be around other people
• Every "why" question can be answered by a phrase using the word "idiot"
• you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• It is far better to be bored by somebody else than to be bored by oneself.
• Life is not always fair, but you can be
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• all we can see is open road, telephone poles, a sun that is always setting
• Having knowledge is not the same as having understanding. You can have all the pieces in front of you and still not be able to put the puzzle together.
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• you can use a lot of words and ideas to try to hide it, but you're always making a choice between love and hate
• all error is human
• It would be a less interesting world if we all walked and skipped alike, and never fell from bicycles.
• all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
• Goodbye (Always By Your Side)
• Sometimes, all you can be is a friend
• If by Dull Rhymes our English must be Chain'd
• I don't always want you to be nice
• All hardware should be emulated in software
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• The reckoning won't come all at once. It comes day by day.
• The total sum of all things would be zero if it was not for love
• For a list of all the ways technology has failed to improve the quality of life, please press three
• You will know your action. You are present there, not thinking of somewhere else you ought to be.
• I worry that no matter how hard I pray, you'll always be just out of my reach
• I will always be in the details
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• Defeating Junkbuster by using one server for all images
• I wish to fail continuously in this and all matters
• I changed by not changing at all
• I'm All You Can Think About
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• All words are meant poetically. Else we'd all just point and possibly grunt.
• I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
• Darkness creeps, scouring empty halls, seeking all it can devour
• I could tell by all of her dead house plants
• When a true genius appears in the world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him
• some day we will all be gone
• when all material scatters and ashes amplify the only place that matters is by your side
• Are we really all that we chalk ourselves up to be?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
• Always talk to dead people when you can. Always.
• It Could Always Be Worse
• Any song can be a love song
• I have to admit, I always wanted to be a necromancer
• I always sound Irish when I'm trying to be charming
• Be different, just like everyone else
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• One letter can make all the difference
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• murder can be fun
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• X is the Y of the future, and always will be
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• God made the integers, all else is the work of man
• We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
• Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
• All I ever wanted to be
• the world is big enough for all of us. it has to be.
• I do not function as part of a machine and therefore by any proper definition I simply do not function at all
• we shall all be healed
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• All that you can take with you is that which you give away.
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• All Watched Over by Machines of Loving Grace
• You can complain about athlete salaries all you want, but my voicemail is still empty.
• I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
• Unregulated derivatives are a secret tax imposed by Wall Street on all goods and services
• It will be a love story ... for she will be my heroine for all time
• all living things must above all else have hope
• we're all ready to break. has it always been like this?
• Millenials All Want to be Celebrities
• All will be well again in time
• heavy as it all may be and still take that step
• this is where we all came to be
• I have always considered warnings to be a kind of dare
• I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• you can always find a razor lying in the road
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• The X that can be Y is not the true X
• Be all that you can be
• you can look closer forever and there is always more
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• No one can be totally logical
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• This poem can be put off no longer
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• Be the baddest bad girl you can be
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
• Can we still be friends?
• Children can be cruel
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• I want to be abducted by aliens
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
• All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• All you can eat
• When you are drunk, all you can see is light
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• You're All I Need to Get By
• All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• I will love them all when everyone else is long gone
• There, in that wordless world surrounded by thick ice, I eventually lost all my strength. Bit by bit, bit by bit.
• Gap analysis of a telephone call
• Taught all this by the ghosts, in a single night
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• lest she lose all else
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• life is short, life is shit, and soon it will all be over
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• I want to marry all of my close friends and live in a big house together by an angry sea
• This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
• And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
• All units be advised
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• we have learned all that we can from anal probing
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• Can't we all just be friends?
• we can't all be rock stars
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• All I can do
• all limitations must be overcome
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• there is no weight that can bury us beneath the ghost of all my guilt
• What I used to be/Will pass away, and then you'll see/That all I want now/Is happiness for you and me
• i can't fit it all in but by god, i will keep trying
• do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
• We Can all Die Like This
• You can walk down a path you've gone down many times with the ghosts of all the people you've ever been.
• Sit by the pool, drink your fill, admire the beauty of it all
• all we can do is keep moving forward
• Of all the ways a heart can ache you are my favorite one
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• That's why you're a good parent. You know all the cliches by heart.
• We rode around the town late in the evening counting the streetlights to be sure all were burning
• All My Friends Are Going to Be Strangers
• An Account of the Bash at Bier Baron in Celebration of CassParadox's Upcoming Migration to the West Coast, Wherein We Were Loved by All, and Even the Manager Sent Over Free Cream Puffs
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Not flushing public toilets can't be always construed as an act of laziness
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• Always Be My Baby
• Grab on. You can always change your mind.
• I always wanted to be a superhero
• I can always hope
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• I will always be weird inside
• All the Pain Money Can Buy

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