Unleash the Awesome Power of Apples!

No bar contains more apple sauce! Endorsed by Rainier Wolfcastle, these high energy snacks are made of apple cores and Chinese newspaper. The Powersauce corporation sponsored Homer Simpson's attempt to climb the Murderhorn.

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