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• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• I could have been one of a two
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• I only regret that I have but one upvote to give this writeup
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• The Wild Colonials
• One step closer to life
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• I have become furniture in your life
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Words that only have one context
• a thousand more names I would have called you. One more enormous thing.
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Something that may have changed my life...
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• One Life to Live
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• One life
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• Stoned music memories
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Life. Get one. (user)
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• I have one whole anus
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• My body is an ocean, deep and rich, and the slow tides are my life
• iTunes Life Story
• Living The Bohemian Life
• number one
• one-night stand
• You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch
• to dig one's heels in
• Down in one
• one true love
• node one
• Valentine One
• happily ever after
• War of the worlds: Book one: Chapter nine
• Ever turn your keyboard over and shake it?
• Me Talk Pretty One Day
• Saddest thing a woman friend ever told me
• If you hear only one song this year, there's something seriously wrong with you
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• The smallest IDE Driver ever
• class one lever
• The last cigarette I'll ever smoke
• one great love
• Longest science fiction story ever
• It's the cracked ones that let light into the world
• Ever Falling (user)
• One quiet, unassuming day
• Prices should have no more than 2 significant digits
• Is there one large Matrix or is there one for each crop?
• No one dreams of being a guidance counselor
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• The Library Book
• Good Friday Agreement : Strand One : Transitional Arrangements and Review
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• The One Minute Manager
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• Dinner for One
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• One Less Car
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• One Foot in History
• Celebrities I have served
• UK Number One singles of 1973
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I'd trade all of my tomorrows for one single yesterday
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• A Year at the Movies: One Man's Filmgoing Odyssey
• I have root on your head
• one drop rule
• Why have there been no great women artists?
• Formula One
• Motherboards need to have a standard labeling scheme.
• One More Victim
• I used to have so many dreams
• The Speech of the High One
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• The one the queen keeps her eye on
• The more you promote something, the less of it you have
• Deadman begins his journey, through a kitchen floor one Saturday night
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• What's this? - A dead one of these.
• I miss you can I have the ground back now
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• What The Dukes of Hazzard and Mystikal have in common
• Luckily, you will perish one day.
• you have to stop growing mushrooms in your dishwasher
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• You have the right to remain silent
• All Powers from One Division
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• As always, the rifles have the last word
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• If you have enough monkeys banging randomly on typewriters, they will eventually type the works of William Shakespeare
• I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
• Have you been a dad today?
• Movies that should have been books first
• Shot heard round the world
• a life in hell (user)
• Still Life with Woodpecker
• high on life
• Elixir of Life
• If your life had an accompanying musical score
• The theory of evolution says that life originated, and evolution proceeds, by random chance
• Slack is a way of life

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