(Contrary to popular belief)
- Swim Bass Strait.
- Walk across the Simpson Desert.
- Eat 73 Weet-Bix in one sitting.
- Drink a Pint of Beer in less than 4 seconds.
- Write an Essay entitled "The South-East Asian Economic Crisis and it's effect on the Kalahari Bushmen"
- Find a severed head in a bag.
- Look behind the lounge at Roy's house.
- Question good fortune.
- Make mountains out of mole hills using sophisticated earth moving equipment.
- Climb Mt. Everest.
- Water ski on Lake Eyre.
- Surf in the Red Sea.
- Sail on the Titantic.
- Fly in the Space Shuttle Columbia.
- Take a holiday in Pompeii.
- Live in Atlantis.
- March with Imperial Roman Legions.
- Brew beer onboard a Boeing 747.
- Circumnavigate the globe.
- Stab myself with scissors.
- Eat asbestos.
- Inject mud.
- Drink Ajax.
- Just added water.
- Find solutions for a small planet.
- Go where I wanted to today.
- Dream of Genie.
- Accept a knighthood.
- Insert a knife into a power point.
- Shave the family's pet cat.
- Insert a knife into the family's pet cat.
- Insert the family's pet cat into a power point.
- Bury a corpse in the back yard.
- Dig up a corpse in the back yard.
- Seriously plan to bury a corpse in the backyard.
- Calculate the probability of finding a corpse buried in the back yard.
- Find the Snowdens of Yesteryear.
- Sleep under the stars in Antarctica.
- Dance with the Devil in the pale moonlight.
- Re-surface a tennis court.
- Meet King Arthur.
- Fall in love with a replicant.
- Mine gold for King Solomon.
- Jump from a moving train.
- Leap tall buildings in a single bound.
- Advise Hitler.
- Travel to the impenetrable Heart of Darkness.
- Commit suicide.
- Steal industrial secrets.
- Naturally produce large amounts of chlorophyll.
- Invent the wheel.
- Split the Atom.
- Speak with forked tongue.
- Let sleeping dogs lie.
- Invade Normandy.
- Torture peasants.
- Plot world domination with the help of unidentified alien life forms.
- Build the Great Pyramid.
- Detonate a hand-held nuclear device.
- Teach an old dog new tricks.
- Consider the implications.
- Travel faster than the speed of light.
- Embezzle funds.
- Tame Tigers.
- Walk on Water