Principia Discordia

or
How I Found Goddess And What I Did to Her When I Found Her

THE MAGNUM OPIATE OF MALACLYPSE THE YOUNGER

Wherein is explained absolutely everything worth knowing about absolutely anything

5th Edition (Loompanics Unlimited)

Contents

00000 Contents of this edition
00000 Principia Discordia - Introduction
00000 Principia Discordia - Title Page
00001 Page 00001
00002 Principia Discordia - Table of Contents
00003 The Sacred Chao (Illustration)
00004 Five Commandments (The Pentabarf)
00005 Zen Story
00006 Telegram to Jehova
00007 Birth of the Erisian Movement
00011 Battle Hymn of The Eristocracy
00012 On Prayer
00013 Heaven is Down....
00014 Norton's Money
00015 Eris - Greek Geneology
00016 Law of Fives
00017 Myth of The Apple of Discord
00019 Erisian Hymn
00020 POEE Chart
00021 POEE Symbol
00022 POEE
00023 Principia Discordia - Application Form
00024 POEE Priests
00026 Erisian Affirmation
00027 Legionnaire Certificate
00027 St. Gulik
00028 How to Start A POEE Cabal Without Messing Around With The Polyfather
00029 Baptismal Rite
00031 Mysteree Oath
00032 The Discordian Society
00033 The Golden Apple Corps
00033 Numeral V Sign
00034 Principia Discordia - Calendar
00035 Holy Names
00036 POPE Cards
00037 Parable of The Bitter Tea
00038 Sermon on Ethics & Love
00039 Apostles of Eris
00041 How Honest Book of Truth Was Revealed
00042 Curse of Greyface
00043 Principia Discordia - Mandala
00044 Cosmology (Book of Uterus)
00046 Orders of Discordia
00047 Entropy (Norbert Wiener)
00048 Zarthud's Enlightenment
00049 The Sacred Chao (text)
00052 Hodge/Podge Transformer
00053 Brunswick Shrine
00054 Starbucks Pebbles
00055 Eris during 3125 years (Brazil letter)
00056 Cosmogeny (Void's Daughters)
00059 Syadastian Chant
00060 Classification of Saints
00061 Principia Discordia - Occultism
00062 Principia Discordia - Astrology
00063 The Curse of Greyface and the introduction of negativism
00064 The Turkey Curse
00065 Arguments for Evangelists
00066 "Sink" (game)
00067 Chain Letter (joint effort)
00068 Avatar Classification
00069 Epistle to the Paranoids
00071 Super Secret Crypto Cypher Code
00070 Bavarian Illuminati: Advertisement
00072 Illuminati (letter)
00074 Principia Discordia - Salvation
00077 The Words of the Illumined (advertisement)
55555 Special Afterword