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You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
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You do realize that this is not, in any meaningful sense, a martini, don't you?
Even if you discount the flavor of sidewalk snow melter
which the sense receptors of the tongue can distinguish in
parts per billion
.
I mean, you mean, the way things mean is
difference from other things, like martinis,
which this is not, even plotted
on a curve of the superset of martinis
on the swerve of matter falling
on the meanest space.
use a
gas chromatagraph
check your work
Sidewalk snow melter:
magnesium chloride
calcium chloride
sodium chloride
.
does not harm pets
or sidewalks
but is a violence
against martinis.
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