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The Definitive Practical Treatise on Time (You Fucko):
Within the
strict temporal bounds
of
mortal existence
, the
past
becomes continually lengthier, whereas the
future
grows unalterably shorter. The
net effect
is
nil
. Anyway, assuming an inverse correlation between length and
boredom
, the past gets more boring(er) all the
time
. And the
future
soon becomes the past, so why bother thinking about that, either? You'd be fighting an
uphill battle
against a
slope
of
c
.
The total length of the present is 0, so I feel confident in ignoring it.
That's why I dig
space
over
time
. Simplifies to
speed
and differentiates to
acceleration
. Yeah, that's right.
Appendix A: Equations:
future
-
past
+
present
=
your time
(This is when you should 'do it'.)
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