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Conversations with Fo Fo, the Loneliest dog in Purgatory 2009-12-16 19:15:52
Kinko's night shift 2009-12-01 15:04:37
Taurine 2009-11-18 04:03:03
Zarah Leander 2009-11-15 14:36:58
Franks Casket 2009-11-12 12:05:43
Ghostbusters 2009-11-10 21:20:47
Chamomile 2009-11-10 19:30:37
March 17, 2007 2009-11-08 14:44:31
Mouse Wars 2009-11-01 21:27:03
spoon 2009-11-01 20:18:45
E2 Secret Santa 2009 2009-10-18 17:22:18
HC.SVNT.DRACONES 2009-10-11 19:54:12
hedgehog 2009-09-27 15:16:27
Tits on a keyboard 2009-09-18 04:59:31
Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact 2009-09-17 14:09:07
salad 2009-09-10 16:13:55
How to turn any number into a 9 2009-09-03 03:58:00
The social and intellectual life of the dark ages 2009-08-14 13:25:54
All men are rapists 2009-08-08 22:31:14
Diamanda Galás 2009-08-07 22:08:48
Gloomy Sunday 2009-08-07 22:03:43
anarchist army 2009-07-24 13:03:15
Effexor 2009-07-21 06:14:09
Chilling cruelty of children 2009-07-20 01:54:42
Fuck this; I'm having butter 2009-06-27 11:57:22
House, MD 2009-06-27 11:49:18
Things to do, if you are hard-core 2009-06-20 06:45:48
2009 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2009-06-13 02:12:08
agoraphobia 2009-06-05 01:18:55
Lord of the Rings food 2009-06-05 01:08:36
transcript sections of classroom discussion on literary criticism 2009-05-27 08:19:17
captcha 2009-05-26 05:14:47
Electrolyte imbalance 2009-05-20 04:17:54
Colossal Squid 2009-05-13 20:52:30
maggot therapy 2009-05-13 19:23:26
Hawthorne Effect 2009-05-13 19:21:58
Spivak pronouns 2009-05-13 19:16:27
Diacritical 2009-05-13 19:09:10
unemployment 2009-05-06 05:05:42
Montenegro 2009-05-04 12:09:59
Fantasy Rules Committee 2009-04-28 00:32:29
The World's Shortest Horror Story 2009-04-16 21:02:09
Trainspotting 2009-04-14 06:49:28
Fleetwood Mac 2009-04-10 14:54:41
Pragmatism, A New Name for Some Old Ways of Thinking 2009-04-09 15:18:23
Trailer Park Boys 2009-04-09 00:07:25
Tampon 2009-03-31 16:38:28
Later that night: Both of us crying, him sometimes yelling. 2009-03-15 16:34:37
Your job is to find kitten. This task is complicated by the existence of various things which are not kitten. 2009-03-09 15:16:53
Alzheimer's Disease 2009-02-24 17:23:58
Man Punches Shark, Gets All the Glory 2009-02-14 22:11:21
white noise 2009-02-02 01:53:11
Barack Obama 2009-01-21 02:11:54
Elo rating 2009-01-20 03:51:32
Prosenoder's Cup 2007 2009-01-17 19:56:02
Testing wild plants to see if you can eat them 2009-01-09 23:22:25
the wise mapmaker omits his home 2009-01-09 21:27:11
Root cellar 2009-01-04 08:18:48
When silence between two people is comfortable 2009-01-03 21:35:35
She spent most of the day sleeping in my shirt pocket 2008-12-13 14:31:27
That man bit me 2008-11-29 17:32:28
Men's Rights Movement 2008-11-27 13:35:00
The Trial 2008-11-20 23:42:54
List of recorded anomalies in T-9000 operation (partial) 2008-11-17 01:10:27
The Water Bear FAQ 2008-11-09 21:27:33
The Airplane-Treadmill Problem 2008-11-08 23:28:18
Battle of Thirvely 2008-11-06 22:21:23
Terence, This Is Stupid Stuff 2008-11-06 20:19:04
Homesick 2008-11-04 07:31:31
waiting for things that never came 2008-10-30 21:11:15
Megatron 2008-10-24 10:44:50
Roots 2008-10-24 00:42:50
London 2008-10-22 18:31:33
Anonymous 2008-10-22 09:39:14
Fine Structure 2008-10-22 02:49:41
Bowling 2008-10-15 05:01:22
why don't poets kill each other anymore? 2008-10-11 04:42:40
Lorem Ipsum 2008-10-05 23:32:50
Blue Velvet 2008-09-24 01:27:51
How to Say I Love You, with Bombastic Inefficiency 2008-09-23 05:21:45
vowel 2008-09-19 20:29:07
The Queen Is Dead 2008-09-09 04:00:12
Amazon Kindle 2008-08-29 14:28:53
Sicilian Defense 2008-08-27 20:02:53
cello 2008-08-23 10:22:49
Dear sons and daughters of hungry ghosts 2008-08-21 12:13:54
Commuting by bicycle 2008-08-07 18:27:36
How the heart really works 2008-08-06 06:18:54
How to lie gracefully 2008-08-06 05:30:52
Looking for America 2008-08-02 23:54:41
Poem for Leonard Cohen and other gentlemen sinners 2008-07-31 05:59:41
hedgehog 2008-07-26 14:54:55
Forgotten things in space 2008-07-07 23:48:17
At the Mountains of Madness 2008-06-29 15:53:03
Motorcycle helmet 2008-06-24 17:28:15
Clam Chowder 2008-06-19 00:43:34
The League of Gentlemen 2008-06-17 01:17:36
My mom is my dad is my daughter is dead 2008-06-14 05:33:20
non-governmental organization 2008-06-13 17:11:51
Wildcat 2008-06-13 12:49:04
gosh darn it! 2008-06-12 21:07:54
Tampopo 2008-06-11 20:34:11
The wrong daughter 2008-06-09 22:55:24
2008 NHL Stanley Cup Playoffs 2008-06-05 07:56:37
The Backyardigans 2008-06-01 17:13:44
porridge 2008-05-26 09:36:35
The Healing Place 2008-05-22 19:22:29
Roman marriage 2008-05-15 01:57:10
All the gold you can eat 2008-05-02 09:05:34
bipolar disorder 2008-05-01 01:34:29
Some Ethical Issues With The Use Of Robot Combatants 2008-04-28 19:57:05
Bottom 2008-04-27 18:16:16
A Study In Scarlet 2008-04-26 02:34:42
Everything as a second language 2008-04-24 18:29:45
Getting an STI test 2008-04-20 18:42:50
If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK 2008-04-02 00:44:17
Horse chestnut 2008-03-28 22:44:29
Vamp 2008-03-26 05:57:16
Saturday morning cartoon 2008-03-23 18:55:32
hamburger 2008-03-10 07:03:41
Red Dragon 2008-03-10 00:24:07
The right way to take a bath 2008-03-06 18:43:02
Abdul Paton's all Pakistan Park for Penguins and Progress 2008-02-24 12:32:49
Peak oil 2008-02-24 06:27:56
Strange Fruit 2008-02-23 01:41:20
More 9/11 Conspiracy Theories 2008-02-22 23:07:35
Shall I Compare Thee to a Dead Portuguese Man-of-War Lying Bloated on a Polluted Beach? 2008-02-21 12:55:11
Kosovo 2008-02-17 21:15:25
Look, look! I can write inane bullshit too! 2008-02-15 06:32:52
USS Enterprise 2008-02-02 00:00:07
sustainable development 2008-01-29 14:11:58
What's with all the "nodegel" stuff? 2008-01-25 15:21:35
It's better to have loved and lost 2008-01-22 14:48:14
A statistical analysis of current voting behavior on everything2 2008-01-19 22:07:20
You are precious to me. Did you know that? 2008-01-18 02:07:24
Fifteen Elvish ways to die 2008-01-14 09:01:34
Monster, we're here 2008-01-09 19:01:29
Dinner for One 2008-01-01 00:03:38
Buying lingerie for your girlfriend - the definitive guide 2007-12-21 18:36:33
Winemaking 2007-12-21 04:03:25
kanji 2007-12-18 04:47:08
Payday loan 2007-12-14 16:56:31
Nate on the Voting/Experience System 2007-12-11 17:52:27
Why Jane Kisses the King 2007-12-06 11:18:03
Hot chocolate 2007-12-05 17:14:19
Disintegration 2007-12-03 13:42:17
Firefly 2007-12-03 09:16:04
The Baby-Sitters Club 2007-11-23 06:39:04
labia minora 2007-11-15 06:12:49
Oliver Cromwell 2007-11-12 15:45:57
Bovine Selective Visual Impairment 2007-11-11 00:27:07
Ghost in the Shell 2: Innocence 2007-11-10 02:59:00
test5 2007-11-10 00:10:51
Rhubarb 2007-11-08 22:55:51
Roman names 2007-11-06 21:38:25
A Review of 'E2 Community Developments Newsletter, Summer 2007' 2007-10-25 19:18:44
Learn to Program 2007-10-23 04:44:23
Shíshì shishì Shi Shì, shì shi, shì shí shí shi 2007-10-23 04:41:42
Things you can tell just by looking at her 2007-10-22 21:56:49
Kolkata Metro 2007-10-15 07:54:24
here's the mutiny I promised you and here's the party it turned into 2007-10-10 05:39:03
October 8, 2007 2007-10-09 19:54:18
Hurry up please it's time 2007-09-27 09:58:30
Shooting people with your gun at a -90 degree transformation 2007-09-26 18:06:35
Synesthesia 2007-09-23 16:22:30
You cannot burn the a eastern 2007-09-16 07:43:26
When having sex in ancient Rome 2007-09-11 00:13:44
Harvey Milk 2007-09-10 01:47:03
sandfly 2007-09-04 23:03:27
When did you choose to be left-handed? 2007-09-01 02:37:09
Immortality blows 2007-08-31 22:12:11
A Beginner's Guide to IRC 2007-08-25 12:01:11
Chocolate cake 2007-08-15 05:00:02
Toaster 2007-08-04 19:22:46
Want (the state of not having her) 2007-08-01 05:49:44
E2 is like a hamburger joint 2007-07-26 18:46:33
Va, pensiero, sull'ali dorate 2007-07-25 05:28:55
Editor Log: July 2007 2007-07-23 21:47:50
Frankie Goes to Hollywood 2007-07-18 22:20:38
Trappist beers 2007-06-30 16:08:45
Crash 2007-06-24 14:52:19
I was a father for a few days 2007-06-18 19:14:25
Darts 2007-06-13 04:39:12
Watching my kitty-cat die 2007-06-13 00:14:10
Great Lakes 2007-06-08 23:23:30
D-Day 2007-06-06 18:10:19
Oak Island Water Pit 2007-06-05 16:37:29
Let's Hang Out: A Prairietown Nodermeet 2007-05-29 06:24:32
You Are 2007-05-23 02:12:52
monster truck 2007-05-21 19:02:25
Sting 2007-05-20 16:49:18
Vincent van Gogh 2007-05-16 18:00:45
Tipping for service 2007-05-06 17:13:30
Placebo 2007-05-03 16:20:08
tomato sauce 2007-04-29 20:13:33
Parkour 2007-04-27 14:48:11
Vanishing Act 2007-04-25 19:15:22
Mars 2007-04-20 16:08:49
My microwave can stop time 2007-04-18 16:47:30
Robert Lionel Fanthorpe 2007-04-15 13:25:45
Buying a synthesizer 2007-04-15 02:12:12
Erin McKeown 2007-04-13 15:51:04
Ring of fire 2007-04-11 22:21:33
Johnny Cash 2007-04-11 15:36:59
Hector Berlioz 2007-04-11 13:13:04
Buffy the Vampire Slayer 2007-04-10 12:38:26
Little Cotton Corpses 2007-04-06 22:28:19
The Girl from Ipanema 2007-04-05 18:59:37
Hundred Years War 2007-03-31 10:28:36
Waste Isolation Pilot Plant 2007-03-31 09:16:38
Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you 2007-03-30 01:36:11
Spam 2007-03-29 15:55:15
Green Lantern 2007-03-24 13:53:45
Lines in the mind 2007-03-23 23:59:31
Lonely in a crowded room 2007-03-19 23:54:08
Voyager Golden Record 2007-03-10 16:48:02
grapefruit 2007-03-06 13:32:17