Findings:

• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• Americans can't understand Communism
• I wish I could cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You can't make someone love you
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I wish I could speak in code
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I wish I could burn like god
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• I could make a habit out of you
• I wish I could eat the salt off your lost faded lips
• I wish I could invent shit
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• I wish I could bottle you
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• You can't make angel wings out of Zoloft
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• I wish I could open his eyes
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• make a wish
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Good but could be better
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Make A Wish Foundation
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• Things on which you can make a wish
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Streets thick with wild chaos and cigarette butts
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• I come to the garden... but not alone
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• To wear nothing but steam
• butt plug
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• different but equal
• no ideas but in things
• We once played this same game, but with only our words
• I couldn't help but notice your pain
• This can't happen
• Dreams where you can't move
• If You Can't Change the Roll - We Can't Help You.
• It Can't Happen Here
• What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
• Why airplane doors can't be opened mid-flight
• Could We Start Again, Please?
• The girl who could cry flowers (a parable)
• And All That Could Have Been
• I could tell you some stories
• James makes it funky
• If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody's around, does it make a sound?
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Ugh, no lights. Make jerky!
• Ideally, the words should make sense
• make install
• Using silica as a weapon
• Brown Shoes Don't Make It
• Why sales guys make all the money
• How to make a sparkle in Photoshop
• Neon lights under your car do not make it look like it's floating
• I never intended to make my parents happy
• Crunch all you want, we'll make more
• Making a railgun
• Making yogurt
• We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
• Let's blaze a trail through the trash and make love in the dumpster
• Absinthe makes the tart grow blonder
• It turns out wanting something doesn't make it real
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Oh woe is me
• Oh.
• Oh Honestly, Angela
• Oh for a Man!
• Parents don't understand the new economy
• I now understand Wood
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea: 3: As Master Wishes
• night wish (user)
• separate but equal
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• I know you are, but what am I?
• Butt fluffies
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I thought I had some great insight into human nature, but I didn't
• electric butt scratcher
• My fingers flow over a keyboard, but words jumble at my teeth
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Take nothing but pictures, leave nothing but footprints
• anger is honest but not truthful
• Neutron-bomb landscape, lights gleaming but no sign of humanity
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• History rarely repeats itself, but it often rhymes.
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
• I can't hear you
• You can't sleep in pants with freshly shaven legs
• You Can't Keep a Good Woman Down
• Why Can't This Be Love
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• If voting changed anything, they would make it illegal
• If I could do it all over again
• we could get lost in the fall
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• Could you have danced with me?
• I never thought a picture could cause so much pain
• Make Penis Fast!
• Make an in
• you make me think of death
• A gun is a machine whose sole purpose is to make quick killing easier
• Make it stop
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Assassinate makes an ass out of ass, I, and Nate
• Make Mine Music
• Make Tracks
• Three minute noodles in just five minutes
• I need a licence to make coffee
• Political war on drugs makes medical casualties
• It is not legal to make us sterile
• Random acts of violence are great ways to make friends
• Making a smoker from a used oven
• You would make a wonderful father
• Making your own Atari 2600 controllers
• How to make a liqueur
• Make something beautiful, no matter how ugly the steps in making it are
• Make E2 Pretty: The Poll (e2poll)
• why not make ourselves vulnerable?
• Oh, Canada
• Oh, men of dark and dismal fate
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside

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