Findings:

• MyBase and other VB.NET concepts designed to make you feel like a five year old
• pot makes me feel better
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• Your kindness makes me feel awful
• Things that make me feel feminine
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• Thirty-one year old Lincoln makes a political blueprint, January, 1840
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• War is a game played by old men with other people's sons
• You are fucking nicked, me old beauty!
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• When my ten year old niece found out about masturbation
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• Songs that are blatantly stolen from other songs
• Part One: We Learn from Each Other
• How, though the Sphere shewed me other mysteries of Spaceland, I still desired more; and what came of it
• Carry Me back to Old Virginny
• My inability to effectively express my thoughts is driving me crazy
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• Thoughts upon life's travails
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• you make me think of death
• Let me tell you what a splash of cold water feels like
• far be it from me
• On Youth and Old Age, On Life and Death, On Breathing 3
• When I was ten years old
• make me hurt you
• away from me
• Making an F-16 from a cereal box, some Scotch tape, and a penny
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• An Evening Among Headhunters and Other Reports From Roads Less Traveled
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• My life goal, unfulfilled
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Tell me a story about a burro, standing atop a mesa, surrounded by a flock of geese, being fed by a weathered old man wearing nothing but a Jimmy hat
• Every Tuesday, I dress as a 46-year old woman and waitress at a diner on route 27. This is the meaning of life.
• Bring Me to Life
• When the Year Grows Old
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• Making a flame appear from your hand
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Thoughts from a new user
• Take a deep breath and write out your thoughts for me
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• me mate dave (user)
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• A father to his teenage son
• “I want to make the milk,” or, More Tales from Youth
• You sleep with someone for a couple of years, you get to know them by feel
• 17 year old virgin (user)
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Does not make me rush, does not make me wait
• Don’t worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• With our thoughts we make the World
• A Year and a Half in the Life of Metallica
• How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
• What makes me beautiful
• What it feels like to eject from a jet fighter
• Moments that make parenting a joy
• Does this singularity make me look fat?
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• His eyes look out at me from people that I meet
• Far From Me
• I am eighteen years old
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• My parents conspire to make me a porn star
• Will the distant future see a removal from linear thought?
• everything I need to know about life I learned from juggling
• Counting from Ten and Other Stories
• A year in the life of Australia
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• My Other Life
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• Trail your finger through the air, and then tell me you can't feel it
• Sometimes when I hold a child I can feel my life grow long
• 17 year old virgin_root (category)
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.
• Home Recording on a Budget: Make Me Scream
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• Your radical ideas about taking candy from thefez have already occurred to others
• Keep Napster and other peer-to-peer apps from eating your school's bandwidth
• The Adventures of Tom Bombadil and other verses from The Red Book
• Drawn from Life
• The Buddhist is drained from me
• give me five minutes and i will give you your life (document)
• Dave Barry's Book of Bad Songs
• 15 years old
• pinch yourself in other places and feel worse
• Make me one with everything
• The 40 Year Old Virgin
• That witch does not kill me, makes me stronger
• he kissed me for a year and a half
• Thinking only makes life complicated
• The Best Years of Your Life
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• That one makes me scream, she said
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Don't Make Me Think
• A teenage son to his father
• Everything I learned in life, I learned from Buddhist drunks
• Make me care
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• Take a day, plant some trees, may they shade you from me
• The music that makes me think of New York
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• The most direct path in my soul, is from me to you
• You've been slowly taking me over for nearly a year, do you know that?
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Three Years, Five Months and Two Days in the Life Of ...
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• It feels like my life is out of sync
• Nodes which sarcastically argue a point in order to make the other side look foolish are funny
• "Make your bed" the old lady said
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• Sexually harrassing each other in that cute, non-threatening teenage way
• Impressions from a young revolutionary's life
• Why old people piss me off
• Love me for calling you stupid: a thought for activists
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• TheBooBooKitty confesses: my life as a teenage whore named Susan
• Dave Barry Does Japan
• Cheap brandy makes me love you and vomit
• What I want from life
• I shaved my legs the other day for the first time in 4 years
• I thought I'd take a walk today. It's a mistake I sometimes make.
• Home Thoughts, From Abroad
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• How to make money from the internet
• Mere thoughts of a life like that
• 17 year old freshmen should not be given a Visa, even if the Skittles are free
• Seven Years Old, in the YMCA Pool
• simple answers make me insane
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• Some guy tried to buy drugs from me last night
• Expecting other people's children to make the sacrifice
• Ma'am, we thought you should know: Your son is a homo sapien
• Old chestnut: Coins to make a dollar
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Things on e2 other than XP that will make you happy
• Making life from simple household chemicals
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• water from a fish tank makes your cannabis grow faster
• Who modification to hide users' hosts from other users
• Making alcohol from a watermelon
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Make me one of you
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• A View from the Year 3000
• Marriage made me stupid, lazy and old
• Yo Ho (A Pirate's Life for Me)
• She'll outlive me by 12 million years
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Let me feel that
• That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
• The same old album: An account of teenage relationships
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Scrotum From The Year 4000 (user)
• graveyards make me wet
• Pictures from Brueghel and other poems
• Of the Sword that Sigmund, Volsung's son, drew from the Branstock
• i Kill Strangers, Stay Away From Me
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• That Time of Year Thou May'st in Me Behold
• O Me! O Life!

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