Findings:

• You, standing
• If someone wants to do something and it isn't hurting you... DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Meditation I: Of the Things which may be brought within the Sphere of the Doubtful
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• Rules by which a great empire may be reduced to a small one
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• When you know things are just meant to be
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• I don't trust your seemingly innocent motives (this may be my last meal)
• Peace be upon him
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• It must have rained or something
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Choose your next witticism carefully Mr. Bond; it may be your last
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Do or do not, there is no try
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• may their names be sung forever
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Reasons why your chain may be falling off your bicycle
• the galaxy that may or may not exist between them
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• Results not typical. Mileage may vary. You may be a woman.
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• May I suggest not getting married in West Virginia?
• "Hey wouldn't it be cool if we could do this" rule
• if they can't do it themselves, they shouldn't be doing it
• Be Somebody or Be Somebody's Fool
• My cat may be the anti-Christ... what else is new?
• Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law
• Which came first: the chicken or the egg?
• We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
• I want someone to do cute things for
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• What to do if the election is cancelled or postponed
• What it means to be a human and what are we worth?
• He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
• Do war movies tell the story or show the violence?
• For tactical reasons, we do not currently advocate the use of violence or sorcery against private individuals.
• I may or may not have been naked
• hats should be turned around backwards or taken off
• Never attribute to malice that which can be attributed to stupidity
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• Aspects of American society that may be very familiar to you.
• One more robot learns to be something more than a machine.
• Rick Deckard, Blade Runner or unscrupulous bastard? You be the judge.
• Which is cooler - a rubber chicken or a particle accelerator?
• Someone's gotta do the happy
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Helping a loved one with depression
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• Who is more likely to be color-blind, men or women?
• My life may no longer be my own
• twelve ways to do and be is enough for cats
• Do you want to say something with that song?
• Be something... be anything other than this
• Do something
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
• lost, or trying to be
• Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• I take a long time to ejaculate. Do I have a problem?
• Wearing nice underpants does not necessarily mean it's a date
• You Do Something To Me
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Warning signs that your child may be a Goth
• Making a fool of myself must be a hobby, I do it so frequently
• Or something
• Which 3-manifold do we live in?
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• May the Force be with you
• I may be lying in the gutter, but I am looking up at the stars
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• Or at least it used to be
• A Plan for World Domination or Just Another Nodermeet? Bristol, Summer 2003
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Our souls are growing coarse. We must do something.
• 4 step plan to getting laid
• Lessons learned from the rap industry may or may not serve a useful purpose in everyday life
• The woman had a carnivorous frenzy which could only be soothed by the succulent sirloin
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• What do you mean "we"?
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• Which 4-manifold do we live in?
• I love it when a plan comes together
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• do you allow yourself to imagine being with someone?
• How to do an overbar or overline in Microsoft Word
• Do similar pieces make a puzzle easier or harder?
• "A Boston Ghost Story" or "Advanced Ouija 202"
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• Something that may have changed my life...
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• Pepper steak fajitas or something
• Stop reading this and go do something constructive
• Todd found the cry pleasant, as he did her fruitless struggles to free herself, or, lacking that, to at least bring her legs together
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
• Be a model or just look like one
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• Do my skinned knees prove something about me?
• There's nothing more annoying than to try to rebel against someone who's totally supportive about whatever you want to do
• Upon Hearing Your Sighs After Reading Alice Walker Together
• Reconstructing Literature or what to do with all of these penises
• This program cannot be run in DOS mode
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• The Scots Confession: Chapter 18
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Incarnation, a poem (or something) by polyseeme
• If you really care about someone, do not tell her to fuck off
• In order that I may know something more before I depart from life
• ...or Not to Be: A Collection of Suicide Notes
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Chunky potato soup or the philosophy of ingesting something hot on a hot day
• ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
• If you can say something nice, do
• What do you mean by 'that pomegranate looks promising'?!
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Swimming pool injury
• What does it mean to be religious?
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• What to do if your airline ticket is lost or stolen
• The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
• Aspects of American society that may be new to you
• Pretending to be someone else online and talking to your real-life friends
• Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• How to find something which has been lost
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• We Can Be Together
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• Aspects of American race relations that may be new to you
• The life you're fucking with may not be your own
• I must die or be better
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• The "Which would you rather do?" Game
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• What do you mean, "broke reality?"
• I don't plan to be dismembered in the next three months
• How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?

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