Findings:

• Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
• I'm not drinking any more
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Since his eyes were like perfect packed suitcases
• There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
• I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
• They walk around her like she is in danger of breaking
• I like my breasts the way they are
• The signs are more visible when you shroud yourself in doubt
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They dropped like flakes, they dropped like stars
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• the seagulls have been walking in the salt-caked road and taste like salt now and what are they doing 400 miles from the coast?
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
• They think I'm a god
• Would you like to know more?
• Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
• I'm acquiring more bottles, tubes, and jars as time goes on
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• I want it to be more like the things I write
• More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
• I'm creating a religion...you'll like it!
• I feel like I'm being watched
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
• Sometimes it feels like we are more than one person
• Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
• I know more when I'm alone
• People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• some summers they drop like flies
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• They Will Burn like Streaks of Gasoline on a Lawn
• Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
• We all know what beautiful eyes are like, what they do to you.
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• They hum like angels
• I thought ALL women looked for a wedding ring when they talked to ANY man
• I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
• I'm feeling like a custard now
• fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Kissing is more like pie tasting than kissing
• Never trust any machine more complex than a knife and fork
• I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
• Painting a rock to make it look more like a rock
• They moved like a river
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• Hot AC
• Where do they go? (The words unsaid)
• How I allowed craven cowardice to ruin my life
• The Fun They Had
• Cats are far smarter than any other animal I know
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• For a recreational activity to cause any degree of distress is simply unacceptable
• It was better before they came
• Prolegomena to Any Future Metaphysics
• They mean to eat the blancmange
• Got any ID please?
• Speaking on Wal-Mart's P.A. system via any phone in the world
• I can quit any time I want
• I'm sorry
• I'm just a bill
• 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
• I'm falling in love with you
• Now that sex is a marketing strategy, I'm not sure I enjoy it anymore
• I'm up here in the nuthouse
• I'm not HIS sister; he's MY brother
• I'm Going Crazy
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• Teen Bride Im Sorry
• I'm Not Sleeping
• I'm George W. Bush, and I approved this message
• Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
• I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
• Right now, I'm wishing for fireflies
• I'm incapable of abstract thought
• My cat's breath smells like cat food
• Why I Like the Soviet National Anthem
• Girlfriends who like to molest your nipples
• Why poems are like babies...
• I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
• Sometimes I like to write with my eyes closed
• I want to create a mystery like that
• Love is like oxygen
• Gossip grows like weeds
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• As You Like It II.vii
• Drive Like Jehu
• If I was beautiful like you
• Like a Hummingbird
• What do theorems look like?
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• We shook hands and pretended like it meant nothing
• giant surface music falling to earth like jewels from the sky
• Even the moon likes to change her colors
• These dead open their bodies to the living like a door
• I, like your cigarette, am on fire
• I paved paradise, and put up this, like, bigass parking lot
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• tiny alien ideas sprout in his brain, like baby incisors erupting from his testicles
• Even as he watched the sea rise up like anger
• Is this what it feels like to heal?
• Like a series of broken falls
• If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
• Spitting out teeth like ampersands
• Now more than ever
• The less you know, the more money you make
• There's more than one way to skin a cat
• Small ones are more juicy
• Just one more
• For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
• More Words
• Strippers make more money than prostitutes
• old books can tell more than one story
• One More Robot/Sympathy 3000-21
• More Than A Carpenter
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Signs and symptoms of psychiatric disorders
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• British Sign Language
• tactical call sign
• What's your sign?: Dating and the Semantic Web
• Since when did you respect anything?
• Children who are born blind still smile when they are happy
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• Rape committed by women
• they fired carbon at the statue
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• A.C. Green
• Redundancy in DNA
• You are on a list of four who are allowed. You are number four.
• Don't count your chickens before they hatch
• Be nice to smokers: any cigarette can be their last
• They need food AND water? You didn't tell me about the water part.
• Love In Any Language
• They swam in disrupted alphabets
• Any Mick'll Do
• Why aren't there any female Jedi?
• Top 10 Reasons to Move to Canada Without Electing Any Of These Nitwits
• I'm just reading it for the articles
• How to say "I'm crazy"
• No, I'm not a Liberal
• I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I'm in the Army and I'm gay
• I'm still Big Red (user)
• What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• I'm sorry, I don't believe we've been properly estranged.
• HI im vik_root (category)
• It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed

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