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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I can't make you understand, but oh, I wish I could"

• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
• A language full of words she understands, but does not know the sound of, yet.
• I bind these books, but I can't write in them; I just can't
• Can't nothin' fail but a try
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
• I can't get published, but this crap can
• I wish I had the magic words that could take pain away
• You can take the mall out of the ghetto, but you can't take the ghetto out of the mall
• She could hit four octaves above high-C, but she never performed in public
• Americans can't understand Communism
• I wish I could sleep on my back
• why she makes her wishes at 7:07
• For to lose I could accept but to surrender I just wept
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• A really good sandwich that ideath could make to take to work with her
• But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
• You can't make someone love you
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• I wish I could open his eyes
• make a wish
• My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
• You can run, but you can't hide
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• Suspended in wonder at a world I could never understand
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Make A Wish Foundation
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• Things on which you can make a wish
• Whom the gods wish to destroy, they first make mad
• I had names for all of those places, but I can't remember them
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• A remembrance day I wish I could forget
• Progress is in the reach of all who wish to make it
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I wish I could upload my brain into Everything
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I wish I could cry
• A day like this could make a Transcendentalist out of anyone
• I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
• A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• Fluoxetine
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
• I wish I could eat the salt off of your lost faded lips
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• You can bear arms, but you can't bare breasts
• If you see a white horse cross your fingers and make a wish
• I will have her forever but I can't touch her
• You can't make an omelet without killing a few people
• New Years Eve 2006, I made 12 wishes. I ate 12 grapes. I desperately wished for these sacred 12 wishes that I can't seem to recall now.
• Maybe it's bad manners, but you still can't buy my baby
• Her face could make the ocean ache
• Can't imagine why, but I feel like dancing
• I wish I could speak in code
• Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
• We completely understand the public's concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population, but that is not our mission.
• I wish I could burn like god
• I could make a habit out of you
• I wish I could invent shit
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• It's like this train. It can't run anywhere but where its rails take it.
• You can't make an omelet without breaking eggs
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• I'm at the station, but I can't get on the train
• I wish I could bottle you
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• How to make money in the music industry without actually making new music
• make mp3 ringtones (user)
• A midnight snack won't make you fatter than a midmorning munch, monkey studies show.
• Why opinions make your eyes water
• The Li-Mon-Eags Make Trouble
• Oh, Is There Not One Maiden Breast
• Oh! Calcutta!
• oh liz_root (category)
• Oh no he di'int!
• Now I understand what you tried to say to me
• Wishes of an Elderly Man at a Garden Party
• I felt as calm as the day outside. My footsteps were certain below the neutral sky. I wished there were someone watching.
• Wish Tree
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• It was hormones, it was hormones, but it was valid
• BQN: But, one for all?
• silent but deadly
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• It's mean to hide a kitten in a puppy's butt
• nothing but net
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• Close, but no cigar
• butt (user)
• weird (but yummy) purple chicken
• noman butt (user)
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• A Confused Gay Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Somewhat Smugly Disparaging but Possibly Ends with Sex
• pretty, but
• i can't find it anywhere
• If you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen
• Why can't Starbucks sell "small," "medium," and "large" drinks?
• The starfish sends a message in code that you can't see from the lighthouse
• You can't go there anymore
• I can't feel my legs
• Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
• Thieves Cant
• you can't recreate what's over
• i think i could love you
• My preconceived view of perfection could not accommodate her.
• The mountain could be home
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• My Love Is Higher Than Your Assessment of What My Love Could Be
• This dress makes you look fat
• To make Parsnip Wine
• Make a poke
• The less you know, the more money you make
• A smiley can make anything you say seem nice
• Make Monkey Fast
• Homemade household cleaning agents
• Cats make great alarm clocks
• Why onions make your eyes water
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• How to Make a DivX Rip
• How many beans make five?
• we make lights to answer the stars
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• Music that makes you trip
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• How to make a weapon out of duct tape
• Rinkitink Makes a Great Mistake
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• make peace with the hill
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• How to Make an Absolutely Delicious Hot Chocolate in a Jiffy
• oh
• Oh, Arkansas
• Oh Calculus, Oh Calculus
• Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
• oh (user)
• Beauty in gasoline puddle rainbow, oh beauty in {blank}
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I now understand Wood
• Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
• I wish I had something worth hiding
• Gorgonzola's E2 Feature wish list (document)
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• I may dream in technicolor, but I trip the fuck out in old-school black and white
• Loneliness is but a myth dispelled by you
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• But Seriously Folks (user)
• tragic but brave
• War is hell but men like it
• judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
• The lights are on, but nobody's home.
• nothing but (user)
• Pretty Butt (user)
• Butt Science Direct (user)
• Cant hook
• Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
• I can't wake up
• How not to faint when you can't move
• Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
• Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
• You can't quit now. It's just getting good.
• Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
• Whitey Can't Dance
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I could keep my sexuality private

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