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• You, standing
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• The Last Song I Will Ever Write About a Girl
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• You can never be too rich or too thin
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• nobody writes poetry about nobody writing poetry
• to write here is to invest in a strange nation
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• Paul McCartney cannot read or write sheet music
• Kirby G6
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• I am so sorry and you will never know
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• A problem that takes the age of the universe to calculate and can be done on your home computer
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• For all sad words on tongue or pen, the saddest are these: "It might have been."
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• There is not much new to say about snow, or about broken love
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Go write a book about it
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• I know you don't read too good so I'll write slow
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Nobody writes poetry about financial security
• It's too early to talk about God, or women
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• NODE OR DIE! Can you do any less?
• All You Need to Know About the Music Business
• Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
• Never give an order you know will not be obeyed
• human vision
• Waiting for the day all my dreams about myself get tested
• Why noding about your personal life can be a bad idea
• Nobody writes poetry about science
• I'm All You Can Think About
• Nobody writes poetry about microbiology
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• I will be the first thing you will be thinking about after you wake
• Mr. Stupid, or Learning to Write
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• You can never get away from yourself
• Eight or Nine Wise Words About Letter Writing
• so that all her children will be adventurers in light
• there's nothing special about love or heartbreak
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• All I ever needed to know about unit conversion, I learned from drugs
• Nothing to worry about here! though It will come after a while.
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Werms: Metaphor or Fiction? Fact or Fancy? Secret Code or Ancient Bluff?
• She writes notes to me, to keep me in check
• make it two-ply, or I will gut you
• So You Want to Write a Fugue
• Doctors know nothing about drugs
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• To be or not to be
• why you should keep your bedroom tidy at all times
• Be a model or just look like one
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• Searching for Steve (Or, why I stopped feeling guilty for downloading MP3s)
• Want to be shot in the US or beaten in the UK?
• I have a bad feeling about this
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• Writing What You Know (And Knowing What You Write)
• All About Nothing
• I need your pain or I will not live
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• All about a Bombay dance bar.
• The most interesting job I've ever had
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• It Will Always Be Here For You
• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• You know the little things about me that would sing in the silence
• Things everyone should know about cars
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• Are apples, or a woman, so far from your reality?
• All About Us
• The mailbomb from the Christian Fundamentalists I pissed off should be here any day now
• Any function can be represented as the sum of an even function and an odd one
• You will be advanced socially, without any special effort on your part
• You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• I know what I'm talking about
• I wanna see it when you find out what comets, stars and moons are all about
• A story about a person I do not know
• Proof that any filter can be extended to an ultrafilter
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Not all dirt roads are rally courses, or: Bambi meets WRX
• or because we are all Supermen living in the city of the future
• All good men are either gay or married
• We don't talk about those sorts of things
• Life is not so much about saying hello as it is about saying goodbye
• Are all good modern works of literature satire, dystopia or both?
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• Feeling bad about a good deed
• I have a feeling it will be in my dreams
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• What Little I Know About Ingredients For Thai Cuisine
• Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• All Abouts
• The Seven (or so) Deadly Temptations (e2poll)
• All About Anna
• You can never go home again
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
• Time travel, as I think of it, will never be invented
• I beg of you, cradle my head so that I might be with you forever
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• Anything you say can and will be used against you. (e2poll)
• Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• This is a satire about the SATs. You might find it humorous.
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• Quick, put your shirt back on before the cop gets here
• Read. Write. Create.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• To love and lose or not at all?
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• What you really need to know about Everything
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• About Facts (user)
• trick or can
• So the sheep will push back
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• What do you know of me, or I of you?
• My body is a battlefield, and all my breasts ever do is argue about existentialism
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• The further I get from the things that I care about, the less I care about how much further away I get
• Never Yawn or Say A Commonplace Thing
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• Or at least it used to be
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• The Lord of the Rings IV: Stop or my Gollum will Shoot!
• Do men think about sex all day long?
• Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex (But Were Afraid To Ask)
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• How to determine whether a number is even or odd in any base
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
• there must be something positive about this; I just can't think of it at the moment
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• If you lived here, you'd be home now

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