Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
- You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- Mind without body
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- Would You Like To Play Again?
- Just to see what it would be like
- He didn't want to be Gary anymore
- Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
- I never thought it would be like this
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- On what it is like to be so crazy you can't sleep
- if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- She must be what cocaine is like
- When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- If I had called you, would you still be dead?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- He's High Again
- What it's like to be in love
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- If you are the beautiful, then I must be the damned.
- How He Didn't Understand Her Whichever
- He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
- Would you mind never speaking to me again?
- I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
- What is it like to be a bat?
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- What it's like to be free of the FBI
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- I would like to sit in a coffee shop with a notebook, two pens, a carton of cigarettes, and you
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Even simple things that you think are harmless can be dangerous. Like crayons. Like velvet.
- silly, to not be in love at a rhyme like this
- She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
- She wore a bit more makeup than he generally liked
- what would you like?
- I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- It must be New Years Eve again
- Like minded so you must be crazy
- In a world of blind people, c would be the speed of sound
- You don't have to be a vegetarian to like vegetarian food
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- The votes can be divided into roughly two categories. Those that got it, and those that didn't.
- Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
- he likes to watch you walk
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- We would like to apologize to the following people and stick in some amusing messages
- I would like
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- What it's like to be questioned by the FBI
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- And it's one more good thing that will never be again
- For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
- eternity would be boring
- Would you like to penetrate her shell, insinuating yourself among the pages of the books she is reading?
- The best kind of bartender
- Life is uncertain. Would you like dessert first?
- Look siad me Be like me
- Oh I Do Like to Be Beside the Seaside
- They hit each other, like fucking Christ intended!
- I would like to spiritually attune your face with my knee
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- And then it starts again.
- Be different, just like everyone else
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- Tomorrow will surely be much like today.
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- Surely he would remember this
- the space where you are needs your help to be empty again
- The Ten Commandments revised
- You are talented; I would like to make love to you
- There's got to be a way to make it sweeter, a little more like lemon meringue
- The life you're fucking with may not be your own
- Meditation V: Of the Essence of Material Things, and, again, of God, that he Exists
- I would like to buy you a drink
- I would have liked thunder when she left
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- Your noise would not be missed here.
- The cat that didn't want to be rescued
- He has redefined me, again and again
- And then God laughed like Hell
- Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- I would like to bring you here
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- I've read books so I know things that sound like they could be true
- I didn't love him until I feared I would lose him. One does not love breathing.
- Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- Would you like to try a sample?
- He touched her once and she turned into a golden creature. He never touched her again.
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- What it's like to be skinny
- the squealing bride, like a stuck pig
- If she didn't love you she would kill you
- I never metajoke I didn't like
- Half-sour pickle
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- What life after death will really be like
- That I Would Be Good
- Live Era '87-'93
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- A Day No Pigs Would Die
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- What engineering textbooks should be like
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
- Places a local (like me) would take you to in New Orleans
- And then Satan said, Let there be cricket ball.
- the nodeshell that didn't want to be rescued
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Nodes your Grandma would have liked
- That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
- Would you like an OS with that?
- Why I'd like to be a free-range hen
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
- Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- Hard like fucking stone
- He brings me books like flowers
- Would you like to know more?
- I would like to step out of my heart and go walking beneath the enormous sky
- Hot pursuit
- it would be hilarious if only
- I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
- I like the way he reads poetry
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- Would you like to see me masticate?
- What I really would like to do is put Everything into a drawer
- I figured things would be okay once the werewolf started to cry
- If you were a vegetable, what kind of vegetable would you be? (registry)
- Be a model or just look like one
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- tag after one like a tantony pig
- In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
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