• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• ain't nothin' but a family thing
• I hate to break it to you, President Bush, but $300 ain't jack
• Bitches Ain't Shit
• Baby, we ain't nothing but mammals
• I may be a trenchie bitch, but you forget we wear combat boots!
• Ain't nothing but a thing
• we ain't got no money, honey, but we got rain
• Ain't nothing going on but the rent
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• Monkey Butt!
• Free but worthless shares
• but aren't we all
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• A date idea, but not for the first date
• Everyone is here, but you're nowhere near
• I appreciate your concern for others, but I need to get all my ducks in a row first.
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Fall tried to come this week but Summer chased it out of town.
• You can run, but you can't hide
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• But alas, I have no badger to offer you
• the water can kill you, but the beer won't
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
• A fact is either true or false but a poem requires considered judgement
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• butt bongos
• I tried to laugh but my photocells were cold from the night
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• negativity... that ain't cool man
• If momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy
• HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
• On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers
• Bitch list
• pirate bitch (user)
• Butt joint
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• It never rains but it pours
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• You can pulp a story but you cannot destroy an idea.
• But I Like You
• I'm not homophobic but...
• Men may cry "Peace! Peace!" but there is no peace
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine, cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; there is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• Muhammad Rafiq Butt
• We couldn't be anywhere else but here
• Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
• "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
• Perhaps not forever, but longer than usual
• always morning, but never breakfast
• Susan Goldman, who has cervical cancer, is partly thankful as she braces herself but changes her mind as she's sprayed with burning jet fuel.
• not equals, but similar
• Not with a bang but a whimper
• I Would Be Content To Live For But A Day
• dictated but not read
• He ain't heavy, he's my brother
• Demanding Bitch haiku
• bitches (user)
• Westside bitch (user)
• Not just Everything, but INFINITE TURBO EVERYTHING HAPPY FISH
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• I'm not pregnant, but thanks for asking
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• You noders still fucking suck, but your needing my wisdoms bad
• Sweet is the rose, but grows upon a briar
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• butt slut
• standing but not operating
• Do not mourn the day, for the sun shall rise, but you may not
• Everything but the kitchen sink
• Droopy Butt Begone!
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• I might not believe in God, but I sure as hell believe in the power of prayer
• I call, but I never talk. I knock, but I never enter. I feel a bit insecure.
• A person is smart, but people are dumb, panicky animals
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• It wasn't the prince that saved the damsel, but a pirate with a secret.
• The real horror was not what had been redacted, but the reasons why.
• Ain't I a woman?
• Ain't We Got Fun?
• bitch session
• Payback's a bitch!
• 3@$T $ID3 BITCH (user)
• What I learned from Iron Bitch
• butt set
• But my computer really IS possessed
• butt breath
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Cat Butt
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak
• I can't remember when I fell but I love it down here
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Poor but honest
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• The operation succeeded but the patient died
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• Women are from Earth, but men only wander it
• Butt's Twelve by Pies
• Illness limits but doesn't define
• He learned to dance from emus but he learned to love from seraphim
• A Confused Profusion of Media and Points of View that is Disparaging but Alludes
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• shes got a great body but..
• The Princess Who Kicked Butt
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• excuse the pencil but I'm inkless
• LAME Ain't an MP3 Encoder
• It ain't over till the fat lady sings
• There ain't no justice
• Flip a bitch
• Bottom bitch
• Asshole Bitch (user)
• Every Which Way but Loose
• Butted mail
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• Musical Terms Applying to Percussion that Sound Dirty But Really Aren't
• I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
• We're one, but we're not the same
• Why is windows-bashing okay, but Linux-bashing bad?
• Skim this life but never live
• But I have seen the sun just once
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• The gruff but lovable Gus
• troubling but tasty
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• Narcissism rears its beautiful but self-absorbed head
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• love me less, but, love me for a long time...!
• Here in the dark, nothing is real but time
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• Parliafunkadelicment Thang
• As long as you keep looking for love, it ain't gonna find you.
• He ain't no movie star
• Bitch: In Praise of Difficult Women
• One Evil Bitch (user)
• lazy bitch (user)
• Bitches done tore up my IALAC sign
• But thanks for playing
• terrified but hopeful
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• Not atheist, but what then?
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• But where the bones had landed, things began to grow
• nothing but net
• Butt Memorial Bridge
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• High school can kill you
• Boston sports fans and their teams: A brief but angsty perspective
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• I didn't read it but I want to get into the author's pants
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• She Spoke in Nothing But Lies
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• Wylie & Oliver Emasculate Morrissey and Robert Smith (but Morrissey more)
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• curiosity killed the cat, but it never hurt me
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Don't take life so serious, son; it ain't nohow permanent
• If I had a rocket launcher, some son of a bitch would pay!
• You bitch! You slut! You whore!
• ~3@$T $ID3 BI@TCH~ (user)
• Scary Bitches
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• Honesty is the best policy, but wait a while

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