• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• nodeshells that can't be filled because they are locked and all of the editors have gone
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• because I have given up any care
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
• The Clothes They Stood Up In
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• I have to check and see if they wear panties
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• You turn around and suddenly notice that they are growing up
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Because Up Yours, Deer Man!
• People have fucked up before
• thoughts and ideas ought to be convoluted, because the things and people that they represent are equally so
• They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• They Have a Word for It
• People who think they have to double-click everything
• On the other hand, you have different fingers
• Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
• They looked up at their moon and saw a peculiar bright spot
• What Have They Done to the Rain
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• Never meddle in the affairs of wizards, especially before they have their coffee
• Did the Japanese go and sit down and have dinner with Pearl Harbor before they bombed 'em?
• They must have faces
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• What Have They Done to the Rain?
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Living well is only the best revenge if they don't have a fuckable sibling
• On the Air Because They Care
• A lot of houses don't even have anyone to board them up.
• Somehow, somewhere, someone I went to school with will end up in porn
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• I grew up in a non-racist environment because of the efforts of racists.
• Ernie and Bert are not gay. They're puppets. They don't even have legs.
• They have taken enough
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Guys who don't tell you they have a girlfriend
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• People want what they cannot have
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• They have no bones.
• Kids' opinions: How does someone learn to kiss?
• "for the last time: Up here they don't wear Lederhosen!": A christmassy eurotrash nodermeet.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Explaining your order to someone with different tastes
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• They are angry and they have been lied to
• George W. Bush gave the Taliban $43 million in May 2001 because they banned all drugs
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Girls who tell you they have a boyfriend
• The imaginary world where I make up things and they are true
• Because it all burns up
• When I woke up this morning, I thought I was a parallelogram. I still have a sneaking suspicion.
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• My breasts are lame, they don't even have a built-in minibar
• When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• from where I stand I can see they have already won
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• We know we have fallen because we know who we are
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• Eye contact at a distance
• to that end they offer you their bare bellies. pick up the knife.
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You stole what they would have given you
• You cannot pick up the pieces, unless they all fall to the floor
• The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot.
• They grow up. No one told me.
• They tuck you up, your Mum and Dad
• They could have saved Kevin
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• Chipirones en su tinta
• just because they never bothered to really do
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• I have made up a name for my disease
• they might come up here and shoot us all
• Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
• Sussexians have 31 words for Mud
• a bad day is when I lie in the bed and think of things that might have been
• How to Pretend to Have a Job
• I have too much to say
• Why the ancient Babylonians would have loved high definition television
• I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
• Ghosts must have done it!
• Opinioned
• Where There Are Two Jews, There Are Three Opinions
• Someone set her face on fire and put it out with an anchor chain
• I gotta go right now. Someone is videotaping me in my spaceship.
• Where were you when someone asked where you were when something happened
• How to hurt someone with a TI Calculator
• Do not take advice from someone named after a reentry vehicle
• Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
• You say "the internet" but you mean "the world wide web"
• They want me for a focus group!
• They Buried the American Dream Today
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• There are times when they seem to be right
• They Call Me MISTER Tibbs!
• They All Laughed
• It's a good thing they didn't start the fire in the library
• Discreet, until they rock your world
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• They will wear Crowns of Golden Lightning bugs
• soft through the waves they roll
• Breaking up
• When you grow up, your heart dies
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Put up a beef
• Kiss and make up
• kids grow up too fast
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• You dropped that name, let me help you pick it up
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Waking up next to EDB
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• A whistling woman is up to no good
• growing up with my twin sister
• The beatings will continue until morale improves
• Up close and personal
• How to get people to clean up their core dumps
• Fill 'er up and check the oil
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Giving up caffeine
• I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
• Reasons you should take up bass guitar
• Because I still love her, because I know she still loves me.
• Shut up, Little Man!
• Having sex up against a wall
• same same, but different
• We're all still very different
• pop up
• down under stars coming up, we are home again
• Have a nice day
• Auto tune up (user)
• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education
• Holy Christ, Batman! They've nailed him up there!
• "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
• Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• Have I Got News for You
• See the stars up close and personal! Perfect for ages 9 to 99!

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