Findings:

• Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• Each thing she learned became part of herself, to be used over and over in new adventures
• Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
• She must be what cocaine is like
• You can play with my ex-girlfriend, but treat her like the lady that she is.
• The stars were bright that night she left me forever
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
• She was cilantro, jalapeņo, habanero. She was the hot plate you must not touch.
• Your e-mail client must be this secure before you may ride the internet
• How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• How can you arrive anywhere if you don't take that first road trip?
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• A tentative laugh, she expected to be interrupted
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• It must be the Friday night before Valentine's Day.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• How interracial coupling can be eugenic
• How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• Venus, when she is the evening star
• How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
• she named it killer and took it to the beach to play in the sand
• She is glowing on fire. can she see that?
• How can something be more beautiful than it is?
• How long must I stay in my pajamas before I turn into Howard Hughes?
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• She probably thought your first language was English; your real first language was Joyce
• If you meet a strange, confident woman, she may well be a witch
• how can one be a sportsman
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• She handed me my first sharpened pencil.
• How complex can a public toilet be?
• How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
• Before she started smoking
• How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
• How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
• Surah 60 She that is to be Examined
• If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
• she does not know how much I need this
• How's she cutting?
• She remembers the stars
• All right. She can fly circles around Uranus, but where's the bathroom?
• How can idealism be a bad thing?
• Learning to play the drums
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• She bruised her knee. This is how we met.
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• She teaches a night class. Psychology 100, to be precise.
• How can vitality be achieved in figure painting?
• If it's "natural," why must it be learned?
• How she saw the moon
• How clear she shines
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• she
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part I
• She Is Suffering
• She flies with her own wings
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• She is the ocean.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I note that she is pretty, but we are off into the city, my werewolf friend and I
• Some nights, alone, he thinks of her, and some nights, alone, she thinks of him
• someday, when she will think back upon the time when she was as yet undishonored
• She is afraid of not being shy
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• How the Internet Came to Be
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• Jobs that can drive you to the poorhouse, and how to avoid them
• How was the play, Missus Lincoln?
• How to Learn Perfect German: Memory of the Flesh Edition
• starred first
• You must be 18 or older to enter
• The Hedgehog Can Never Be Buggered At All
• Must be a lesbian
• This poem can be put off no longer
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• ordering a pizza can be a painful experience
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• English As She Is Spoke: Idiotisms and Proverbs
• She just sat there
• What the hell was she thinking?
• Isn't She Lovely
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• She plugs her tears in the way you'd keep a dam from breaking
• Let him who is without sin among you be the first to cast a stone
• She brought them home to meet the dog
• she filled my belly with snowglobe water
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
• She wrote the great american napkin
• Those Who Must Be Kept
• How to be a badass
• M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
• How far can an animal fall and survive?
• You cannot stop the waves, but you can learn to surf
• An American in Tours
• Be all that you can be
• Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
• You can suck dick and still be a virgin, Mary
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
• She said yes
• She was a committed romantic and an anarcha-feminist. This was hard for her because it meant she couldn't blow up beautiful buildings.
• Helping someone learn how, and why, to appreciate text
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• How to play music backwards
• The day she lost the light
• My grandma died yesterday. Did she die?
• the way she wears her weary
• If there is a heaven, she is there.
• I told her I could read her mind, but she didn't believe me. I could tell.
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• Opening a coke can with one hand
• How can I need kisses I have never felt?
• Lessons to be learned from Napster
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• English As She Is Spoke: Useful Words, Part II
• It must be hard for God to get a date
• she being Brand
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• It happened to everyone else; she swore it wouldn't to her
• She was buttery. She was asking for it. She was delicious. Let's all give in.
• She doesn't look like Mother anymore
• Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS
• France, she said
• She is that most perfect art
• Existentialism is that girlfriend who cheated on you. Postmodernism is who she was with.
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• And she flew halfway across the world for those five minutes
• How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
• Checking how deep the water is before jumping in is not cowardice.
• How Eulenspiegel staged a play for Easter Mass
• How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
• How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
• How can an atheist have morals?
• Team Play First
• Oh, did you learn to play chess after YOU dropped a barbell on your head, too?
• If you don't play pinochle, you must have married in
• We must be traveling through time backwards
• Your poem must fit entirely in the box below to be eligible for the contest
• She stopped and took a second look
• She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
• If she really wanted to fit in, she'd get a smaller dog.
• she is not a servant to scattered branches
• Can the Koran from Eternity be?
• What's she gonna look like with a chimney on her?
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• She loves me, she loves me not
• She was the seed of a strange tomorrow
• She is the queen of accidental magic. Her used kleenexes, taken by the wind, become soulful ghosts.
• Overcoming arachnophobia, or how I learned to love the spiders with HUMAN HEADS!
• she bigbob2 (user)
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• Yesterday I learned how to kiss
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• How to be a lardass
• How to be a geek
• How we were, before you were
• Getting out of a traffic ticket
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• Building a castle entirely out of Mountain Dew cans
• to live outside the law you must be honest
• grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
• she left a little Java-shaped hole in my heart
• God is a she
• She wears her failed relationships like a shield
• She does not rustle but her flesh has the moonlit shade of a silver birch
• This is why she stays
• She Said, She Said
• She Bop
• How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
• She always was devious in her beauty
• alive she cried (user)
• She buys apples
• Thou shalt learn how to spell
• she looks smilingly towards the future
• How to play Scottish bagpipes
• Let Us Be Merry Before We Go
• You think this is tragedy. She thinks this is fun.
• Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free

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