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• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• they see in me a man that is empty, in need of love. that will not hurt them.
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is very important that you do it
• Who Will Survive, and What Will Be Left of Them?
• I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• No point in mentioning the bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.
• They will not be named!
• throw them away; there will be individually-wrapped replacements
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• This Train Will Be Taking No Passengers
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• In the future, hairstyles will be just like they are now
• It ought to be broad daylight, but the shadow that envelops the story shows no signs of brightening
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• There will be no more stories to read
• This poem can be put off no longer
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• My life may no longer be my own
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• there were no words left; we had said them all
• Goops and How to be Them
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• And there will be whores and rumors of whores
• It's best not to touch them while they are leaving
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
• Beautiful things should be left alone lest they become just another thing that we should throw away.
• In the summer they will pull the beautiful bodies out of storage.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• One no longer loves one's insight when one communicates it
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• No, they are not stupid
• There will be time
• The Rock Revolution Will Not Be Televised
• World peace is a beautiful dream that will never be achieved by the human race
• I want them to go out as unseen as they came
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• She tells stories as if she knows what the ending will be.
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• In the movie of his life, the part of Keanu Reeves will be played by a block of wood, and the critics will pan it for being too expressive
• Tell people they're beautiful and they will change the world
• I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it
• but the worm ended up killing them too
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• Praise and blame are forms of manipulation that you no longer require
• What life after death will really be like
• Nothing new about Ancient Greece will be learned until the Vatican is plundered
• Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
• In the future everyone will be world-famous for fifteen minutes
• If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
• The strengths that opposed your will shall be obedient fire in your blood
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• My RPG will be a work of art
• Why matter cannot reach the speed of light
• Will Ye No Come Back Again
• Will no one help the widow's son?
• WARNING: Noders May Not Be What They Seem to Be
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• Recessive traits aren't what they used to be
• On the comet there will be much pie
• Marks which will never be broken
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• the road ahead will be bumpy
• "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
• They will run away and leave us forlorn and empty
• no ideas but in things
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• I will Linux no more forever
• Oh, Dear, What Can the Matter Be?
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• If No One Will Love Me
• English may be a "living language," but Latin is not -- so get it right.
• Can the Circle Be Unbroken?
• We are aiming for the worst and it will not be that bad.
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• Most men will not swim before they are able to
• Fuck them all but the six
• Gods exist but will only talk to those who stay awake after bedtime under the covers.
• I'm no longer in the passenger seat
• They Might Be Giants
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• They have no bones.
• No threat should be taken lightly
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will have guns
• I was into them after they were hip
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• And They Shall Know No Fear
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• This will be the hardest thing you ever do
• I will be your Berlin Wall, and I will never fall
• The staircase will be firm and the ceiling above will shatter under my fingertip
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• The next time they would come, I would not be here.
• If you build it they will come
• my promise is broken—words will never be over
• HP is no longer an engineering company
• In case of rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned
• No I will not fix your computer
• We try to be friendly here. Those who are not friendly will be shot.
• Now he can be loved. Now he is no more.
• Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
• An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
• what infant will love them, in the cold dark earth?
• I will always be in the details
• Don't trust Elves; they may want to be your friends
• "Gathered together we will be", intoned Yoda
• But what are they really thinking?
• No longer in my list of names
• Have you no sense of decency, sir?
• They said no
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• Think no more, lad; laugh, be jolly
• Job applications with spelling errors will be thrown away
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• What they don't know can't hurt them
• Your first relationship will be nuked: Don't give up
• They say the prettiest girls get to be angels
• Due to the Incompetence of our novice author, our heroine cahla, finds herself in the wilds of Djibouti; There is no denouement in sight, but the moonlight is pretty.
• There is a silence in my heart, and your voice no longer breaks it
• They Had No Poet
• All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
• Everything will be required of us, and everything will be given
• It will be a hot day and these two ice cubes. We will melt, become one.
• Starving in the greenhouse
• Will the Circle Be Unbroken?
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• My subconscious is much smarter than I will ever be
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• I can no longer use variables in ordinary discourse
• These rugs will unite this country like no other rugs have before
• Three people who are spies and a horse who will also be a spy
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• Pay attention, this will be important later
• Winners don't do drugs, they just sell them
• Slay them all. God will know his own.
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• People will do anything stupid if they read it on a sign
• No place I'd rather be
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Mr. Clean will clean up everything you hold dear, leaving you crying, sanitized and utterly alone
• I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
• all the cute guys will be there
• I secretly admire Cruella De Vil. PETA will be kicking down my door any second.
• I will node no more forever
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
• If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
• Someday, someone will be here unearthing my bones
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• As of now you are no longer able to openly disagree with me
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• Will I be given that chance?
• Three Golden-Tongued Knights, Whom No One Could Refuse Whatsoever They Might Ask
• This Will Be Laughing Week
• You will be wrong. Embrace it.
• The revolution will not be webcast
• I will be in my trailer!
• In such bounty there can be no shortage
• she's the reason the dust i finally leave will be better than the dust i came from
• I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• I will be your young sinner
• The sound of the violin will always be the sound of my disintegrating marriage
• I was relieved to find my services no longer required
• No one can be totally logical
• Accept this, and your next breath will be infinitely sweeter.
• You will have no doubt and the sky will turn to gold

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