Coach McGuirk is, in my
opinion, one of the most compelling characters in
Adult Swim's
Home Movies.
Do you know what I went to school for? I went to school to be an architect. And now I coach elementary school soccer.
He seeks support (and borrows money) from the eight-year-olds he coaches. They seem to look condescendingly upon him, as does everyone else, except Brendon's mother, who once dated him.
Melissa: Coach McGuirk, are you on another bender?
McGuirk: Melissa, who taught you that word?
Melissa: Ummm... You did.
Melissa (at the mall, selling girl-scoutish things): Coach McGuirk, are you drunk?
McGuirk: Of course. Why else would I be at the mall?
On a more personal note, his voice is exactly like that of the TA in my Ancient Greek class.