Findings:
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- The Skinny on Cool Man Eddie
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Cool Man Eddie
- Cool Man Eddie (user)
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Cool Man Eddie meets Message Inbox
- Glad To Have A Friend Like You
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
- (I'm Your) Hoochie Coochie Man
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda cool
- They say that I have the best ass below 14th Street
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- Say, lad, have you things to do?
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- Have fun torturing your fellow man
- Just drive, man! Drive!
- because I have given up any care
- My sweet, fluffy puppydog is a feral and bloodthirsty killer. Cool!
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- You just have to tell me these things, okay?
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- I'm a Medieval Man
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- I say yes, because I believe in sailboats
- Alice without opening her eyes says You have to stop crying you are shaking the bed.
- A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- i'm just a girl
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- It's hard to know what to say when a friend's parent they always hated suddenly dies
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- Must never have dated my friend Emily
- I have too much to say
- You can't tell sleep where to go
- Hey! Just say!
- I would have cooled this if you had written it
- So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- My Best Man's speech, at my best friend's wedding
- I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
- I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
- Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
- I cannot say I love you less than the stars
- I just want my secret agent lover man
- Because I say so
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- If you don't have anything to say, don't say anything
- The Cousin Eddie Award
- The Let's Just Be Friends Shack
- My friend has just broken up a marriage
- Man's best friend? (e2poll)
- Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
- Once you have tasted flight: In defense of manned space travel
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- I'm Popeye the Sailor Man
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- Just Say No
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- friends just taste better
- I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
- I'm not very cool
- I'm just a bill
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Just friends syndrome
- Shall I say, I have gone at dusk through narrow streets
- What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
- Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
- Friends of Man
- For God's sake, just have another election
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Have Your Say
- I have just been shot
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- I'm just sayin'
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- Koo-koo-sint, the Star Man: A Chronicle of David Thompson
- How to say "No" and have people listen
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- This is Just to Say
- I smile just because you exist
- negativity... that ain't cool man
- cool man 1_root (category)
- I have lots of gay friends
- Let's just be friends
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
- I'm Glad
- Girls Just Want to Have Fun
- If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm The Man
- This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
- Man's Friend
- Today I'm glad I work in a diner
- When they say "Gotta have it!" they mean it!
- How to say "I'm crazy"
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Just because it happened to you
- Foolish man. You cannot turn me into a phantom because you are frightened.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- Paranoia just ain't cool anymore.
- Cool Man Eddie_root (category)
- Eddie Says (user)
- You have __ friends! (e2poll)
- The Six Million Dollar Man and Friends Go Disco
- That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
- What do you say to your best friend's ex?
- I never thought I'd have something to say
- painting stars that have not come to be
- Just say no to TV
- Just Say No to Dubs
- What do you say to someone who has just had an abortion?
- I had cool friends in high school
- Let's just say it takes a certain amount of consumer zeal.
- don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
- Friends and lovers, but sometimes just lovers
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- You really have nothing to say, do you?
- Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Because I'm an adult
- skeptics would say that it's just light dancing beneath the eyelids
- Sitting in the library, listening to the rain, reading an interesting book and wanting to meet the man who just walked past
- Cool Man Eddie_root (category)
- Coo1 Man Eddie (user)
- I have a friend
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- I'm just here for the candy
- We know we have fallen because we know who we are
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- HEY im cool (user)
- I just want to be friends
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
- Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
- I'm Waiting for the Man
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- Just Say Know
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- My sweet, charming kid is a bloodthirsty and feral killer! Cool!
- All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- because it wasn't just the air
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
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