• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Women want me when I'm taken
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• Don't rush me, I'm fragile
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Angry Man is Following Me
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• Don't Make Me Think
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• does this writeup make me seem like an asshole?
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• He brings me books like flowers
• Somebody Up There Likes Me
• Shoo Fly Don't Bother Me
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• This place makes me embarrassed about my spelling, not my sexual deviations
• Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
• I Can't Make You Love Me
• Your tears make me smile
• Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
• I'm Just Me (user)
• When people say "All-American", they seldom mean me.
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• You wouldn't recognize me
• kill him dead; don't call me
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
• The music that makes me think of New York
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• I cried when I wrote this song, sue me if I play too long
• Eating in the morning makes me sick
• Don't call me "Generation X," call me a child of the Eighties
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I wouldn't date me
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• Nothing fills me with dread quite like a mushroom
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Don't quote me on that
• I've got $1.19 in change, and it's impossible for me to make change for a dollar
• It makes lots of sense to me. Unfortunately, that's what hurts the most.
• Don't Blame Me
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• Don't wait up for me
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• treat me like a woman
• Even I laughed at me when I built this cross-species genetic analyzer. Well I guess I showed myself!
• Look siad me Be like me
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Make Me a Channel of Your Peace
• graveyards make me wet
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• Things that make me feel feminine
• You like me, you really like me!
• They Don't Want Me
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• I pray to God you don't look at me. You pray to God I don't look back.
• a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
• There are a million girls like me out there
• Dead Like Me
• Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
• Just don't expect me to understand
• She told me I'd make a good Satan
• don't taze me bro! (user)
• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• like you love me
• you make me think of death
• It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I Hate It When It Happens To Me
• Don't flaunt your damned relationship at me
• math makes me smile
• The four-eyed girl could make me cry
• The world's geek population makes me weep with despair and frustration
• My neighbours are going to make me into a creepy voyeur
• Don't tell me about her
• I'm not in love, set me free
• Kiss Me, I'm Chris
• Shag Me, I'm Famous
• I like you; do you like me?
• I could use a muse like you to amuse me
• What makes me beautiful
• Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph
• Your God does not make me want to reconsider my thoughts about suicide
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Would you like to see me masticate?
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• His name came up like a match on wooden me
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• Dont come near me. (user)
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• When your presents give me hives
• You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• When I asked Anna to marry me
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• simple answers make me insane
• Your website makes me want to remove my brain with a rusty spoon
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Whereas a Naked White Man, when I met one, always appear'd a new Object unto me
• Walk Like Me
• He comforted me when he thought I needed it, but never when I really did
• Growing older makes me depressed
• Don't send me roses
• Makes Me Wanna Holler
• Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, think I'll go eat worms
• Black Like Me
• the sky above me like a full recovery
• My SUV makes me feel important!
• make me hurt you
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• You've Asked Me When I Came to Town
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Your dark eyes don't haunt me
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Will Ya Ride Me Like A Monkey Missus? : An Anglo-Irish E2 Get-Together
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• Don't call me white
• Does this strategically placed leaf make me look fat?
• MTV Makes Me Wanna Smoke Crack
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• I want the stars so bright they make me breathless.
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• when strangers tell me to smile
• She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
• Been Brown So Long, It Looked Like Green to Me: The Politics of Nature
• Smells Like al-Qaqaa
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Death makes me tired
• I will wait until your quiet makes me remember I am waiting.

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