• Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• Just don't expect me to understand
• I just had a pap smear, for crying out loud. Don't invite me out for coffee.
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• I don't believe in Beatles, I just believe in me
• Meet me where the sun don't shine: The hideously cold January 2003 Oslo noder meet
• Just Let Me Breathe
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• Wait, Wait... Don't Tell Me!
• Don't blame me, I voted for Cthulhu
• You don't know what you're missing without me
• Why don't you just find a nice person and settle down?
• Please Don't Spin Me a Yarn: I Live With a Knitter
• He makes me feel alone just by being there
• Just standing there, wearing my boxers, in my driveway. I was watching the stormfront. You were watching me.
• The second hand is stopped just after the four, twitching periodically. Outside, a cold rain.
• Am I insane, or is it just wishful thinking?
• Please don't force your beliefs on me
• There's a reason why the puss from the warts on my lips smells like garlic. I just don't know it. Yet.
• You just don't get it
• Don't Crush that Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers
• Dont come near me (user)
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Don't Just Ride Off into the Sunset
• I don't mind if you forget me
• Hey, stop distracting me by rubbing lotion on your legs
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• Don't force your Christmas philosophy on me
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• Don't take that tone with me, son
• Don't just do something, sit there.
• just give me an easy life and a peaceful death
• The things that get me (barely) through
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• Don't Stop
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• I just wanna rock and never stop
• Just as I am, Without One Plea
• Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• Please don't tell me how to do my job
• My God, don't tempt me!
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Gays don't need us heteros to propagate gay stereotypes; they're doing just fine by themselves
• Don't make me come to Vegas
• they don't know what they'd do without me
• the way you don't look at me
• Just go ahead
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• If you don't believe me, I don't believe in you
• Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
• Don't let me die nervous
• why don't you just?
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I don't think I was rude to her, just cold and curt
• Don't Deny Me (user)
• it's just me (user)
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• Don't make me get my shoe!
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Punks aren't lazy. They just don't got principles.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• Please stop annoying me
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• something's at the window, licking our reflection, don't stop
• Just call me fluffy
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Take Me As I Am
• I don't want the world, I just want your half
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• They don't touch me the same way
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• Don't leave me alone
• I hate you. Please don't leave me.
• Tell me what you don't like about yourself.
• I run through winding hallways, just ahead of the flames
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
• Don't you dare nurture me!
• Don't blame Eve, she's just a rib
• I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
• Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
• I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
• Why don't we all just cut the crap right now
• Don't Pass Me By
• don't be a fool, it's nineteen-ninety-five, the girls are just friends
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Don't call me white
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• Sex just walked by me, and I didn't get any, dammit
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Ack! Do not cook this! I am just noding this in a state of shock!
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• Dad, please stop doing user searches on me
• I just don't know when to quit.
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• She just looks at me
• Just Me (user)
• I'm Just Me (user)
• But beauteous fields lie just before me
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• Don't Give Me Names
• Don't call me Asian
• Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• You don't hear the bang, you just see the flash
• People just expect things from me
• 1,340,666 women just like me
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Please stop thanking me for cooling your writeup
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
• Please Don't Bury Me
• I don't want a million women. I just want one.
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I never lie to you, I just allow you to misunderstand me
• just hold me, and let me weep
• Stop looking at me
• I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• I don't care about society, it just gets in the way of my individual freedom
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• Don't hate me because I'm evil
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• Don't Say You Love Me
• Don't worry, this is only a costume that makes me look like an adult
• Society made me what I am
• She's not the snake, I am. She's just the apple.
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• Stop killing me now
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Guns don't stop dictators, people stop dictators
• customers don't trust me
• Don't buy the champagne just yet
• Rape committed by women
• Don't force your not forcing one's philosophy on others philosophy on me
• Don't be afraid, you've just got your eyes closed
• I Don't Know Why You Don't Want Me
• i keep thinking that this rain could last forever and i don't think it could ever stop
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• Honest, Chief, it just came off in me 'and
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Bitch! I told you to stop callin me! (user)
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• Don't tell me everything
• You Say You Don't Love Me
• I take for granted that you just don't care
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• his attempt to flatter me and his failure to do just that
• Go ahead. I am merely a secondary character in your life story.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• Don't tread on me
• "I don't know if you are trying to upset me"
• kill him dead; don't call me
• The New Face of the BSOD: An Adventure in Password Recovery
• Don't give me your hand me down love
• Just don't let's pretend she followed you home
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• That plastic duck just keeps STARING at me!
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• Help Me I Am In Hell
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)

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