Me:
- Born young, not dead yet.
- Average location: near Berlin.
- The information on this page identifies me. Google has been the death of anonymity.
- If a /msg won't do the job, DonJaime is an email account at t-online.de
The writeup on which the most people have clicked on the 'I like this' link is Vibrating Inflatable Philospher.
My voice
- Podcast Episode 8, Season 2, reading knots and ribbons at the ends of her arms by Angela.
- Podcast Season 12, Episode 2, reading Jacob Whetstone by Auduster. Dig the accent, baby.
- Podcast Season 3, Episode 2, rendering Tits on a Keyboard by jessicapierce. 100% organic pronunciation, no trickery or artificial fertilisers used.
- Millions of people have heard me doing a silly voice on the telly. You probably haven't, luckily.
My accents
- No, I'm not from there, either.
Early life and Education:
- I thought Velma was the sexy one in Scooby-Doo.
- When I left school I didn’t know where Portugal was.
- I used to think an anchovy was an American vegetable.
- Don't screw with me, bub, I'm a Doctor of Philosophy! I won Pick up the Phone Booth and Die in less than five minutes!
Views on web design:
- Small type is Not Cool.
- World's current coolest Everything2 stylesheets (if I say so myself. Which I do.):
- Nothing on the page should move unless I tell it to.
- If you break something often enough, someone will put you in a position to destroy it. Then you can do cheap tricks like addressing people by name, Guest User.
Likes:
I like:
- Whisky
- Neat
- Coffee
- Black
- Steak
- Rare
- Peanut butter
- Crunchy
If you can't see a pattern here, I can't help you.