Can I tell you of the waffles?
Of the burgers or the grilled shrimp or the bread?
with asparagus or quinoa
it's the flavor of bacon that goes right to my head

Every little thing she cooks with bacon 
Everything she makes it's understood
There's no way my taste buds are mistaken
Now I know umami makes it good

 

If you haven't already figured it out, the tune is "Every Little Thing She Does is Magic," by The Police

Silly Songs Quest

You are invited to complete the lyrics for the other verses and bridge with your own writeup...

Oh my doctor's tried to tell me
Saturated fats are clogging up my heart
Every time my gal cooks dinner
I just stuff my face as I've done from the start.

Every little thing she cooks with bacon
Everything she makes is oh so good
Even though my belly is expanding
I so adore my sweetie's food!

I resolve to lose some weight
Every New Year's Day
Get a new gym membership
And sweat the pounds away.

But my love of bacon foils me
Long before I reach the club
Long before my knees have failed me
Must I always be a chub?

Every little thing she cooks with bacon
Everything she makes is oh so good
Even though my belly is expanding
I so adore my sweetie's food!

 

 

For the Silly Songs Quest

And I know she does it for me,
So, I can’t complain about her meal plans.
Though I used up all the napkins.
I always end up having greasy hands!

Every little thing she cooks with bacon.
I don’t how I can go on.
I eat all the stuff she’s makin’
Even though the smell of pork is strong.

Every little thing she cooks with bacon.
You can’t tell me that it’s wrong.
Even though my pumping heart is achin’
The extra work just makes it strong.

Hur-uh!
Mmmr!
Ooh-oo!
Pfhooo!
Ee-oo!
*choking sound*

Silly Songs Quest

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