Findings:
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- Long and lean, he was a sex machine, and he schooled every girl in town
- He was the kind of man who shacked up for shelter
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- The time a thug punched my friend in the face because he could
- He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
- How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- He had something to say. He said it.
- He was an ant on an ill-defined mission. She was the trapdoor spider of love.
- At least he was gentle
- I fall in love with my migraine, every day he seduces me with a kiss.
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- All he left her was alone
- Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
- He who seeks equity must do equity.
- And he bought our every word for dollars.
- She grew a little older, while he was telling her
- It was late when he came home; it woke you up
- More than he was willing to give
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
- Tom, He was a Piper's Son
- He was like the bottle of Champagne Krug
- He Said, She Said
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
- The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
- For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
- BQN: He said. - Epilogue
- "Fill it in", he said.
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- you know he said
- He loved her so much, he wanted to do her autopsy
- I married him because he was not mean
- Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
- God Made Man Because He Loves Stories
- My father never made promises he could not keep. My father never promised anything.
- Shaymus is older than I thought he was
- She had become a mutton for punishment and he was a wolf
- He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
- He made the stars speak to me in Morse Code
- He made a felon of himself and ended up a box in our spare room.
- God can do what he wants
- He said, expecting the answer no
- He dreamt he was a bulldozer, she dreamt she was alone in an empty bed
- He Was a Crook
- She was coming out as he was going in.
- Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
- Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
- The Abridged Edition: She was to one side, he was to the other, an untested bridge between them
- I wanted to see how many times he wouldn't ask.
- "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
- Then again, maybe he was recruiting for a cult
- he listened so well, he was still curious.
- "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
- As I looked back, he was reveling in his own feces
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
- In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
- The Trial: Andrew Johnson was not guilty of the crimes for which he was impeached.
- He wasn't programmed to be a tenor, he was programmed to be a physician!
- he did not look back. he walked slowly. he might stop at any time.
- Things I'll do now that he's gone
- "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
- "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- It was 1992. He smiled.
- Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
- He thinks I don't, but I do
- How many times has God twiddled his thumbs before he put vertebrates on the Earth?
- Wheresoever he went, there was Eden
- When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- Don't Go Out the Door
- he says
- Oh hey, by the way, he's the Antichrist
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- He would shrink into the sky if he could
- He put a hand on each of our shoulders; it's a wonder he wasn't electrocuted.
- The "He can't tell the difference" beer commercial
- Does He Take Sugar?
- sorry, hes cold (user)
- He taught me how to smoke
- He who has ears, let him hear
- He probably builds trebuchets still: Satan needs to modernize, like totally!
- he/she
- I'm scared to death of what havoc he could wreak in my life
- He who has enough to eat does the hungry not believe
- So, he's leaving
- "Shut up," he explained
- HES 4 Game Multi-cart
- the word eat he
- Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
- Jesus cannot save you. He cannot even save Himself.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Loving Jesus for the life he lived
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
- the river was cool. I wiped off every dangerous, sacred drop.
- He giggles, as he wiggles
- He flops over and bonks his head
- A man is known by the company he keeps.
- Spikey the Werm may be a Werm, but he's got quite an imagination nonetheless!
- He Jin
- Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- She lights everything up. He glows in the dark.
- if only he could hear my silent cries
- He Used Not To Sleep / He Hid Under The Bed
- I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- States and Provinces which do not participate in Daylight Saving Time
- Once upon a time there was an ocean but now there is a mountain range.
- Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- José Bové explains why he destroyed genetically modified maize
- he held secret conversations with statues
- I can't operate on this boy; he is my son
- Wisest is he who knows he does not know
- She makes the sign of the teaspoon, he makes the sign of the wave
- He climbed on top the fallen ruins of the once tall and proud buildings
- He don't know
- And the sky was made of amethysts
- How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
- It was all I could do not to cry
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- Even my faults he adores
- The Message of King Sakis and the Legend of the Twelve Dreams He Had in One Night
- he touched me then, but I forgot to feel
- First thing he guesses is, it's a lipstick kiss on a piece of paper
- He may be a son-of-a-bitch, but he is our son-of-a-bitch
- I hope that for a few moments he felt a little less alone
- Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
- He smiles but it's not real.
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- HOT DAMN 6! This time, karma debt ain't allowed to do shit
- Surah 80 He Frowned!
- A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
- What He Suffered
- He Had Not Where To Lay His Head
- HES
- The Old Man's Comforts and How He Gained Them
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- "Hello," he lied
- He who does not forget his first love will not recognize his last
- Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
- I can't operate this robot; he is my son
- If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
- I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
- How many atoms of Jesus you eat every day?
- I feel guilty every time I wear the Superman shirt
- How To Win Every Sporting Bet 100% Of The Time
- Song of the Sorceress
- I like the way he reads poetry
- Somehow he reminds me of my mother
- In the dream he laughs and says, You thought they were graceful on the ground
- He Ate and Drank the Precious Words
- He's Leaving Home
- Has no one told you he's not breathing?
- And yet he continues to sit there
- Sitting close enough that he gets the idea
- I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
- he taught me to fly then took away my sky
- The Devil made me do it
- Every time I look at this picture, I feel a little more in love
- we meet on the street for the first time every day
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