Findings:

• Get dressed NOW or you're going in your underwear.
• You are going to need to get a big princess type dress. I CANNOT fight for the honor of someone wearing cowgirl pjs
• Now you're a coder. Dress the part.
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• Now I know why I get the urge to kill her
• I've got access to Mother now, and I'll get my own answers, thank you
• How to get Apache to tell your visitors when files have moved or been deleted
• So, you're gonna get laid off?
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• You're All I Need to Get By
• Now you're on the trolley
• Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes!
• Getting your Christmas cards out at the last possible moment
• If you're going to do something evil, do it on April Fools' Day
• You're either saving my life or you're killing me. I haven't decided which.
• Get busy living or get busy dying
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• If you're not in the picture you can't get framed.
• Realizing just as the drunken brawl gets going that this time, *you* are the asshole
• You're the man now, dog!
• Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
• Where the hell do you think you're going today?
• You think time is moving fast now, just wait til you're 26
• you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
• If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• You're not in Guatemala now, Dr. Ropata!
• You're Gone Now. And I'm (Not) Sorry.
• I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
• Shit or get off the pot
• Now or Never
• An easy way to get out of going to church
• Airport games that will get you arrested or beaten
• Now you're thinking with portals
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• Why it seems you get good ideas when you're stoned
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• If poetry could describe the way you make me feel, poetry would be illegal. Or anyway I might get arrested.
• Knowing you're going to die when you turn 30
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• You're in our world now
• If you're going to America, bring your own food
• Speak now, or forever hold your peace
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• Wearing embarrassing underwear is the best way to get laid
• If you're going to speak archaic English, use it correctly!
• You're either a patriot or a terrorist
• Get in your car. Do not look back. Monsters are chasing. They're going to attack.
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• Eat like every meal's a banquet. Drink like every flagon's your last. Fuck like you're going into battle
• How to get dressed if you are a man
• I love you. Now get your finger out of my nose.
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• How naked are we going to get?
• You're a daywalker you might not get it
• Now you're playing with power!
• Give me head or the monkey gets spanked
• 12 Ways to Get a Job (if you're psycho)
• panamaus does the Antipodes, or Get yer shorts on Sydney, there be a NoderParty!
• I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
• You're going home in the back of an ambulance
• How to treat the dog you're going to kill
• You're either with us or you're against us
• I told you I love you, now get out
• Get off my lawn or I will grab that vacuum cleaner on your porch and set you on fire
• Racing friends with fragile self esteem, or: A good way to get yourself killed
• What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
• It's hard to get C!-ed when you're a boring programmer
• If you're going to complain about store policy, don't do it to the employees!
• You're not going to be happy until you put someone's eye out
• One of the dangers of necromancy is you don't really know who's on the other side or what they're going to give you in return.
• You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
• GeT HiGh Or GeT LoW (user)
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• Vote Labour or the fox gets its
• Technology that gets lost between now and Star Trek
• I Told Ya I Love Ya, Now Get Out
• You're Gonna Get Yours
• Saying You're a Lesbian to Get Men to Leave You Alone
• Does it keep you company or remind you you're alone?
• It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
• Iron Bitch gets dressed
• Get your juices going
• How to get (or keep) a guy's attention at a bar
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Love lives in honesty, yet we get all dressed up and move in darkness.
• Now I get it
• It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again
• All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
• I won't take your protests seriously unless you're naked or on fire.
• You Better Watch Out, or the Insects Will Get You
• Get Rich Or Die Tryin'
• Why I am going to pretend I am a girl online from now on
• Collision avoidance technique
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Now You're Screwed
• You're playing you, now
• For Nicholas, wherever he might be now
• Gin Soaked in: White-Knuckled Terror Chef: Where's Your Iron Now, Schmuck?
• Hooked
• I don't believe in the end of the world. I only believe in right now.
• Do we forgive our fathers in their time or in our time?
• Is language innate or learned?
• Am I or am I not a corporate slave?
• Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
• New And Improved Illustrated Bartender's Manual or How to Mix Drinks of the Present Style
• Truth or Consequences, New Mexico
• High speed car chase through a residential area, or: Why you shouldn't piss off a Mexican with a gun
• Letters or Symbols?
• Trade or Opium?
• econo-pack pricing, or is it?
• Do not write, stamp, or sign below this line
• Trolling is a form of art
• Falling through a Christmas tree, or the anti-semitic subtext of Yuletide joy
• Disengage Quickly or the Seams Will Become Transparent
• exhaust or muffler repair
• Vancouver Stanley Cup Riots
• Who sees the most beautiful stars, the poet or the astronomer?
• To drive or not to drive
• ROCK or STONE (user)
• Teutonicism or Germanism: a same-concept-different-word thing
• Die Hard 4.0: Live Free or Die Hard
• Can't she just carpool or something?
• How to Build a House or Destroy a Home
• As I am. As I am. All or not at all.
• Slaveowner or Slave liberator -- who burns in Hell?
• Slip dress
• the produce guy or the angel?
• Off like a prom dress
• prom dresses (user)
• I just spent $175.00 on black silk underwear
• So he's dressed a little differently and he has a halo-like light above his head.
• You're soaking in it
• Let's get milk-faced and hum like rabbits
• This sentence is in English while you're not looking
• If you're hungry, blame me
• You're awfully fucking fat for someone with leukaemia
• It's almost like you're real
• 'Wow, you're tall! Do you play basketball?'
• Get Shorty
• Gee, You're so Beautiful That It's Starting to Rain
• I think I will stay here until it gets dark tonight
• "Have you noticed that we are surrounded by Germans? Oh my god, you're right!" The quadrennial Cologne Nodermeet, Part II
• What happens when you get too lonely
• You know you're blacked out when...
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Get two quarters from a soda machine using a dollar and smaller change
• Get a rise out of someone
• How to get chicks (black metal version)
• As Cool As It Gets
• Cactus Jack gets amnesia
• Music to get drunk to
• How a pizza gets made
• What to get the guy that has everything
• We get too tense when we drive
• Can I Get An Amen?
• Don't you 'Don't get roused sugar' me!
• Your beliefs should not impact your ability to get a job
• Children of the Corny 5: 5'll get you 10!
• and it gets lonely in the rain while they wait for their hook-up
• How to eat wild stuff and not get poisoned

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