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Good reasons to get decapitated
(
idea
)
by
ariels
Mon May 08 2000 at 8:15:22
Great
out of body experience
.
Can eat as much as you like, no fear of
indigestion
,
artery hardening
, or anything, really.
"
Cold turkey
" cure for
Everything addiction
.
Excuse for buying a
wearable computer
.
Can commit
murder
s with no fear of being
hang
ed.
Can easily hide in a
small box
when they come to get you.
"Hey! How'd a
gal
with a
body like yours
like to go out with a
guy
with a
head
like mine?"
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