• Questions I have had today
• Don Quixote had his windmills, I have my helicopters
• To think that there are kids today that have never used a joystick
• Karl Marx must have had a lousy job
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• What kind of year have YOU had?
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• Until today, it really pissed me off that I'd become this totally centered Zen Master and nobody had noticed
• If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
• I would a thousand times rather have had a simple cheap sandwich with a friend
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train
• I would have leapt at the innuendo you had strewn at my feet.
• Have you hugged a fat person today?
• I have good reason to be thirsty today
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Have you Meta Moderated Today?
• It's all I have to bring to-day
• If you had swerved a little to the right, you'd have missed it
• Archived E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (document)
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• I have had enough of Survivor
• Why don't I have votes today?
• E2 FAQ: Why Don't I Have Votes Today? (node_forward)
• Have you hugged a psychopath today?
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• I would have cooled this if you had written it
• if you have had your midnights
• Yesterday's troubles had not yet turned into today's worries
• If it had been able to, the light would have smiled
• We have had enough of your beige
• Have you been a dad today?
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• The "How many partners have you had" question
• Have you stopped beating your wife?
• Your radical ideas about religion as a mechanism of social control have already occurred to others
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• I have one whole anus
• How to say "No" and have people listen
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• Now I have a machine gun. Ho ho ho.
• If You Have to Ask
• Grief, killing grief, have not my torments been
• Yes, I have a thousand tongues
• 80's bands that have survived
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• Mountains exist that I have yet to climb
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• the lunatics have taken over the asylum
• In the time you have
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Jeeves! Have this puny billionaire thrown out IMMEDIATELY!
• Cheers, my lips have frozen but hemlock goes down easy
• if I can't have silence
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• Words have power
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• We will have windchimes. That is a must.
• Dead people I have known in the Biblical sense
• To a beautiful woman who can't have ketchup
• The 25th Amendment, or the legal way to have a coup d' etat
• I've crossed lines of words and wire, and both have cut me deep
• today, a moment of understanding
• It's cold today, but not cold enough for an ice storm
• I Bind Unto Myself Today
• Mother died today. Or maybe yesterday, I don't know.
• ex post facto
• Ex Falso Quodlibet
• Your ex lover is dead
• you had to be there
• I Had a Little Nut Tree
• If I had a monkey, I'd give it a gun
• For Want of a Nail : If Burgoyne Had Won at Saratoga
• The things we always thought, yet never had the courage to speak
• If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his tail when he jumped
• i didn't write this, but i wish i had
• I had a dream last night
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• The US does NOT have Freedom of Speech
• Somewhere I have never travelled, gladly beyond
• Only open if you have already decided not to accept our offer.
• Should you have to understand lyrics to enjoy music?
• Have A Safe Weekend
• Windows 9x does not have true memory protection
• If you didn't have free will, would you know it?
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?
• I have spent all night paging you
• Art has an actual purpose
• Strange Fits of Passion Have I Known
• When I too long have looked upon your face,
• Oh, the things we cannot have
• Gnutella users have poor taste in film
• Penis for a day
• I have crossed over the geek girl line
• The Story of Augustus who not have any Soup
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• We Have Always Lived in the Castle
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• the words on the map and the birds in the trees ought not to have to agree.
• Where have my wings gone? They are hidden, embarrassed to be seen.
• sometimes the ugliest faces have the warmest smiles
• we have sought the ugliest things
• Wishfully think they have souls.
• These fragments I have shored against my ruin:
• I have a sick mind. I like to pleasure myself with a hockey stick while gargling with pureed baby.
• No man could have the power that is yours and not know it
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• if yesterday were tomorrow today
• Today I buried my grandma
• A funny thing happened to me in the parking garage today
• It All Starts Today
• Our tomorrow starts today: one minute to midnight in Iraq
• Ex astris scientia
• I had not thought death had undone so many
• If I only had a brain
• This is a story I wish I had been able to write. Hope you like it.
• They had been expecting me
• The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
• I've had you here before
• I had a brother, once
• I was once young and had a home
• The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
• We Have Explosive
• Front porch, what should have been said
• What have you been smoking?
• You have no socially redeeming value
• You have far too much time on your hands
• The Beowulf Poet may have been somebody else
• Have You Ever Walked?
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• Women athletes shouldn't have to compare themselves to men for acceptance
• A reason to drink
• I have a good rapport with animals
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Theaters should not have exit signs
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• The people we have met in the last 5 years, & will we remember them in 10 more
• It must have fixed itself!
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• Where Have All the Giant Radioactive Lizards Gone?
• Did Jesus Have A Pimply Nose?
• Maybe you have a really large living room, full of people with loose morals and confused expectations about the rock culture.
• Ftaires! We have found ftaires!
• Let's go, keys. I've been drinking vodka and have a lot of big ideas.
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• when all the white horses have broken free
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• Robots have a lot of places to hide blood
• If you're not doing anything bad, you have no reason to fear free speech.
• Today is the first day of the rest of your life
• Why do today what you can postpone until tomorrow?
• Socialism today
• Would Today's American Teens Take a Space Odyssey?
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• ex libris
• This is just pure cool! It's cryptic, mystical, lovely. I had no choice!
• If I had the nerve, I would ask you
• These are the memories I never had
• I was the worst lay you ever had
• If you had to invent a language with no more than one hundred words
• In a dream I had, I was on an island in the middle of the ocean.
• You had to pretend success was fucked
• I had no idea what he thought about me.
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• When we have reached the end of time and light
• I have lots of gay friends
• Skinny people have it bad, too
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!

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