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• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• "Ha ha," says the Israeli voter to the American voter, "don't talk to me about the lesser of two evils."
• Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• Your radical ideas about New World Orders have already occurred to others
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• The whole world is lying to me
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
• never talk to a Brit about America's involvement in World War II
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• Help me tell you a story about things and yourself, without pants
• Strange things homeless people have said to me
• Advantages an invisible man would have in the world
• I have a bad feeling about this
• Things Fairy Tales have taught me
• Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
• What a Shame About Me
• Don't You (Forget About Me)
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• When I tell stories about you I have to use my hands
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• 10 things motorcycling taught me about driving a car
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Uncovered: The Whole Truth About The Iraq War
• Come Talk To Me
• I'm talking about the kind of love that keeps you alive.
• This whole business about saying hello and saying goodbye is tiresome.
• Talk about the weather
• Some people call me a drama queen
• I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
• We have a fictitious world; that is the first step:
• How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Can you tell I'm a man?
• A crazy ideological teenager who still thinks that clear, free, rational thinking can save the world
• Catch Me If You Can
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• I'm not smart enough to use this trash can
• If you can catch me, you can keep me
• Can you see the tension piling on me in waves? Look into my eyes.
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• Adapting literary works for film and television
• There is some goodness left in the World
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• Can you hear me knocking?
• I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
• It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
• When a man lies he murders some part of the world
• I can feel you forgetting me
• Touch me I'm sick
• The United World College of the Atlantic
• What an artist the world is losing in me!
• talk to me not the computer
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• A Book about Me, by Me Myself
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• You are the kind of girl my mother warned me about
• All the terrible disadvantages an invisible man would have in the world
• small towns have funny ideas about prejudice
• Please sir, may I have some more?
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• Men who are willing to listen to women talk about their periods
• Your Radical Ideas about Capitalism as a Method for Social Control Have Already Occurred to Others
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• Some Questions About Fizziks
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• You have no power over me
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Some things I've learned about not smoking
• The Day the World was about to End
• As long as we have the purple berries we needn't worry about our size.
• Your radical ideas about your radical ideas occurring to others have already occurred to others
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• You Can Count on Me
• Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
• Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• No Rack Can Torture Me
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day
• Trite As Can Be (user)
• If You Find This World Bad, You Should See Some of the Others
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I want you to hit me as hard as you can
• Nobody fly with me; I'm cursed
• This time vote like your whole world depended on it
• She approached me with some vague line
• Junk that I keep in my outgoing folder of my mobile phone
• College sucked for me too
• Some things Sensei has tried to teach me
• Forgive me for being afraid of the world
• Me Against the World
• Don't talk about your mamma like that
• suffer the little children to come unto me
• When you can't talk about what your sexual needs are
• When to talk about religion
• What can you tell us about the Republican Platform?
• Let's talk about that
• I know what I'm talking about
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• we have to talk
• Tell me about your faith
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• just to have some human contact
• Your radical ideas about roman numerals have already occurred to others
• Melinda's grandmother and I have a little talk
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• There are places in this world where mundane, forgotten things have learned to weave their own magic
• I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
• Talk to me like the rain and let me listen
• certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
• Encyclopedia Brown taught me everything I need to know about opening doors
• You have not enough wood to burn chance, which rules the world.
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• The Geeks have Inherited the World.
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• How can an atheist have morals?
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
• The World of the Nineteen Moons
• I'm not in love, set me free
• I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
• there are some things that can only be said at the top of a ferris wheel
• You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
• Trite As Can Be_root (category)
• Grover and the Everything in the Whole Wide World Museum
• Desperate guys who 'talk' me for no apparent reason
• Feminism, as influenced by the world around me
• I wish you would talk to me
• Some things dannye taught me without trying
• I'm passionate about my plant life
• Your radical ideas about society, individualism, and religion have already occurred to others
• Professors who have contempt for their students
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• What in the world has come over me
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• Some flies have all the luck
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• Your radical ideas about this being like David Foster Wallace have already occurred to others.
• You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I always liked the breasts that talked about existentialism.
• You can learn a lot about someone from the way they die
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• This makes me ache. I have holes of aching.
• There is a family in me somewhere and some days it tries to tickle its way out.
• Hi, mom; I'm gay
• I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Can You Fill Me In?
• Only Jesus can judge me
• I'm not a part of this world
• I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
• Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
• She opened her eyes, looked at a world made entirely of white light
• Oh this world can hurt so many
• Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
• The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem

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