Findings:
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- E.T. may have helped us evolve
- How to save money and help the earth too
- How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
- How the United States helped Saddam Hussein
- You, standing
- How dating pretty boys helped me come out
- How is poetic form going to help me scream about revolution
- How to help a library
- Words to help you remember how it feels
- How To Help Host Your Mother-In-Law's Surprise 80th Birthday Party
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How Would Jesus Go Batshit on Coke, Liquor, and Whores
- Baltimore natives, and how to understand them
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- How to get a drink named after you
- how to choose a good durian
- How Gauss quickly added up the numbers 1 to 100
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- How an S-R latch can destroy the universe
- Dream Log: May 7, 2000
- How to Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
- Dream Log: May 21, 2000
- How Many Miles to Babylon?
- For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her
- How to Keep Your Volkswagen Alive
- May those who are born after me
- How to avoid a car accident
- May Week
- How to polish shoes
- May 6, 2001
- car alarm
- Dream Log: May 19, 2001
- How Things Work
- You can, but you may not
- Stoned Again; and, How I Managed It
- Editor Log: May 2002
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- May 17, 2002
- How do you do?
- Le May
- How to Waltz: Intermediate lesson
- May 14, 2003
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- May 15
- How to beat a lie detector
- May 18, 2004
- Chipirones en su tinta
- May 2, 2006
- How can someone worship a dead naked man nailed to a cross as their god?
- May 24, 2005
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- May 3, 2006
- Bisecting a matchstick lengthways
- Anna May (user)
- Beating the Montreal metro system
- Dream Log: May 09, 2007
- How I became the Naked Guy
- May 7, 2008
- How we have grown apart
- May 4, 1789
- Encoding information in a maze
- Dream Log: May 25, 2009
- How the General Met the First and Foremost
- May 21, 2010
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- How to fix art in America
- May 11, 2011
- Building a still
- Animals which may be immortal
- How to get past the alarm gates in retail stores
- I'm changing the climate! Ask me how
- How to get hit by a car
- How physics defines consciousness
- An arms dealer, a drug dealer, and a thief...or, how I spent my New Years Eve
- how to fall out of a marriage
- M.A.S.H.: how to play and why you'd want to
- How a computer works
- How to stall a customer-requested audit
- Doing laundry
- How Stella Got Her Groove Back
- Fake Rolex
- How to make love to a victim of sexual assault
- How to freeze light waves
- Archived: How do I submit a writeup of my own? (document)
- How to create cleavage when wearing drag
- How to Draw Manga
- How to translate a Latin sentence
- How to manipulate the mass media
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- How I became king of the world
- How to get a girl's attention
- How to perform a subcutaneous injection
- Replacing a two-prong receptacle with a three-prong receptacle
- How to deal with a smelly roommate
- How to Read an Aviation Classified Advertisement
- How the government fattened America
- How to care for your Godzilla
- Adjusting a bicycle seat
- How to install software properly
- How to synthesize DNA
- How to leash a fly
- How to handle a medium-sized arboreal lizard
- So you wanna build a showcar?
- Breaking a bank machine in 2 easy steps
- How to pass freshman engineering
- Choosing a nursing home
- How to survive a plane crash
- How many cock rings does one man need?!
- How Lucifer lost his superuser privileges
- How to deal with angry customers
- how i learned to love my peanut allergy and an elephant named bessy
- How Marsha Davis got her boyfriend
- How do you know it's real?
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- How to lie gracefully
- How to make a fool of yourself on national radio
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- How to Calculate the Length of Your Very Own Vocal Tract
- Heaven Help The Fool
- how to say SUN in amharic
- I'd send this if I knew how to contact you
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- and this is how madness sounds from the inside
- Mealy mouthed impenetrable politically correct public sector bollox, and how to translate it
- How to get a kitten out of your bedroom
- How to say "I can eat glass, it does not hurt me"
- May 12, 1998
- How to live forever (step 2)
- May you always find naked women to throw tiny pickles at you
- How to solve a Rubik's Cube
- May 12, 2000
- How to get rid of a telemarketer
- May 26, 2000
- WoOz: 17 How the Balloon Was Launched
- Drugs That May Increase Male Libido
- How to survive in retail
- Minnie May Hopkins
- How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
- I may be young, but I'm not naive
- How to make a mailman's job more entertaining
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- Life and How to Live It
- Dream Log: May 24, 2001
- How to get rid of Telemachus
- Lines Written on 29 May, the Anniversary of Charles's Restoration, on Hearing the Bells Ringing
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- May 6, 2002
- How to ruin poetry
- May 26, 2002
- How to make your breasts look bigger
- May cup
- How fast can blind people read?
- May 22, 2003
- Finding a bathroom in New York City
- May 5, 2004
- On the beach, by myself. How it turned out.
- Dream Log: May 26, 2004
- How I fell in love with Alice
- May 6, 2005
- How to make your monitor usable
- Dream Log: May 29, 2005
- how to beat RAY
- May 12, 2006
- Reaching the front at a concert
- Aspects of Hyborian Age that may be new to you
- How a 25-year-old can contract diaper rash in one fun night
- Dream Log: May 25, 2007
- How to kill a Sim
- May 17, 2008
- How to permanently repair wire
- May 6, 2009
- How to make an Omelette
- May 25, 2010
- How the Wizard Found Dorothy
- May 31, 2010
- How you can become infected with HIV
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Safely discharging a CRT
- How to play Golf
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