I will not move my army without onions!

During the Civil War, General Ulysses S. Grant believed that onions would prevent dysentery and other physical ailments. He reportedly sent the following message via telegraph to the War Department: "I will not move my army without onions!" Within a day, the U.S. Government sent three trainloads of onions to the front.

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