• I'll give up printf() when you pry my cold dead fingers from it
• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• Maybe someday I'll be an M&M the color of your eyes
• When I'm long dead, the bee will win
• When the log rolls over we will all be dead
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• I'll be
• I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• Don't stop. You can sleep when you're dead.
• When at last I found no further traces of the living or the dead, then I stopped.
• I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty)
• Questions you will be asked when you study Chinese
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
• well, I'll be jiggered
• I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
• When will Linux be a good gaming platform?
• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
• Spiral, spin, ride the whirlwind, knowing when the drumming stops, there will be no second dance
• Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
• When you know things are just not meant to be
• I'll Be Your Johnny on the Spot
• Women want me when I'm taken
• When I'm Sixty-Four
• I know more when I'm alone
• Even the dead will not be safe
• The guy who may as well already be dead and therefore doesn't care about the consequences of his actions and is able to move with perfect freedom for the remainder of what will likely be a tragically short life
• This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
• I'll get there when I get there
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• Don't touch me when I'm screaming
• I'll be a post-feminist in the post-patriarchy
• When we finally fall, it will be fast and sure
• Don't be sad, I'll make you happy
• It's hard to be an addict when you're broke
• Why are you clapping when you should be screaming?
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'll be your fantasy
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• When did you choose to be left-handed?
• Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
• When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
• When I have Fears that I may Cease to Be
• Things to consider if you think someone might be dead
• There are times when they seem to be right
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• I know what it's like to be dead
• When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Southern Funerary Rites: Things to Do In Dixie When You're Dead
• Things to do in Denver when you're not dead: A Mile-High Nodermeet
• What do I do when I'm alone?
• I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
• I'll be your Huckleberry!
• I'll be in my bunk.
• Don't miss me until I'm dead
• Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
• No matter what size you wear, you will not be able to find it when you shop
• When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
• Unborn to-morrow and dead yesterday, why fret about them if today be sweet!
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
• i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
• I want to be a pirate when I grow up
• OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
• I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• If I'd have shot her when I met her, I'd be out of jail by now.
• When you blow out like a dead star
• I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again
• Well if it's gonna be THAT kinda party, then I'm gonna stick my dick in the mashed potatoes!
• I'll be back
• What am I doing here when I could be swimming with the dolphins?
• I'm not doing it just to be weird
• When shall I be free?
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
• Don't be an IM phantom
• When my boat comes in, you will be the first to board
• I'll explain it when you're older
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• I'll Be a Sunbeam
• I will go. I shall go. I'll see where the end may be.
• It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off my hands, I even knew they were dead
• I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I'm going to be a Dad
• I ought to be grateful, but instead I'm angry
• How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
• How to tell when a guy just wants to be friends
• Maybe when we drown the fish will be our friends
• Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
• I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)
• I'm claiming the right to be unhappy
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• When you're dead, you're dead
• I walk around when I'm high
• It’s memories that I’m stealing, but you’re innocent when you dream
• I'll never be the other woman
• I may be young, but I'm not naive
• On two concert, I'm shootive collective photo but small, fat, bald headed technologist be insane
• You gotta be dead to get your music played here.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• How to tell when your dog just wants to be friends
• I am blind when I want to be
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• What I want to be when I grow up
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• I don't want to be here when you don't call.
• If I had called you, would you still be dead?
• When I rise it will be with the ranks, and not from the ranks
• I wouldn't be caught dead
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• I'm Gay; not dead!
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• I'll be a monkey's uncle
• When I am dead, my dearest
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• For when you and your shiftless friends finally go home
• To do is to be
• When to Shake
• If there were more people like you, there would be less people
• when people become strangers
• Where people go when people die
• The Ten Commandments revised
• Where were you when the Space Shuttle Challenger exploded?
• If you behave there will be cake for the miscreants we call your brothers
• When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
• Claiming to be a lesbian
• When the one you love can't stop doing something you hate
• Jack Be Nimble
• You think about Everything when wrecking your car
• We shall be nothing a hundred years hence
• Call me back when hair starts growing on his palms
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• Every Day's a Holiday When You're Pagan: February
• Working in a library is never as much fun as you think it might be.
• When We Recovered
• Moments such as these are superfluous to my life; nevertheless, they deserve to be remembered.
• When Night is Almost Done
• How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
• She bought a new smile every week when we first started seeing each other. Then I had to buy them.
• When In Rome, do as the Romans do
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• When Saturday Comes
• I don't want to be alone
• When I Paint My Masterpiece
• Now this is the way the Internet is supposed to be!
• When frogs go bad
• If you tolerate this your children will be next
• Only When I Lose Myself
• All Flesh Must Be Eaten
• To Here Knows When
• It's OK for dance music to be repetitive
• What happens when a Frank Perdue dies
• Damn it Feels Bad to be an Angsta
• When they cut through the mountains to lay highways
• Blessed be
• the daisies that died when you picked them
• Glory be to the Father
• When the walls go down
• I Want to Be Inside You
• And when she came back she was nobody's wife
• In twenty years your favorite song will be playing in an elevator
• I refuse to be "deciphered"
• Authors who refuse to be photographed
• Waiting To Be Opened
• How to be Happy, Dammit
• Which is not to be found in our obituaries
• How the Internet Came to Be
• The Thing that Should Not Let it Be
• i be an retarded (user)
• How to get Apache to be a bit more secretive
• Let That Be Your Last Battlefield
• every partial order can be extended to a total order
• asking to be bathed in light
• You cannot be in love with every beautiful thing you see
• you make my life a little harder than it has to be
• I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow

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