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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "I'm shallow"- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- I'm not sure
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Exactly Where I'm At
- help im a rock (user)
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- Because I'm an adult
- shallow (user)
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- I'm a luser
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm only emo on my days off
- Alfred, At Least I'm Trying
- You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
- I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
- Are you pondering what I'm pondering?
- Is this the blues I'm singing?
- I'm a zookeeper, not an artist
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm so tough
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- I'm Holding You
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm on my last go-round
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- I'm not a poet, although I play one
- I'm in one of those moods again
- I used to think that the lives of Jane Austen's characters were shallow and meaningless
- IM
- Hands off, I'm special
- I'm a Chicken-Hawk, and I'm gonna eat me some chickens
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I'm a writer. What are you?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- i'm everything_root (category)
- I'm a programmer_root (category)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- I'm not lovin' it
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm gay
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- I'm the world's worst psychic
- Hi, I'm Mat.
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm sorry for your loss
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- I'm doing OK
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- I'm not a dick.
- I'm Your Moon
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- I'm not that kinda girl
- I'm a crazy old lady whose ex-husband bought himself a Soloflex for my birthday
- I'm really sorry about that!!!
- I'm not really entitled to an opinion
- I'm pregnant
- I'm falling apart
- I'm afraid of posting on e2
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- im not mikey (user)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- well im sure (user)
- I'm building the bridge in stone this time, lest somone drop a torch.
- Shallow Grave
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- So. Central Rain
- I'm passionate about my plant life
- Can you tell I'm a man?
- I'm a Pepper
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- I know what I'm talking about
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm scared of my car
- im in your pants_root (category)
- I'm Sas (user)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
- Women want me when I'm taken
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I'm a crack whore, and I don't care
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- I'm sorry
- 418 I'm a teapot
- I'm just a bill
- 10 Reasons Why I'm Not Single
- I'm falling in love with you
- Shit, it talks; I'm out of here
- I'm having my dog shaved tomorrow
- I'm going to be a programmer!
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- I'm glad I'm white
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
- I'm going to the moon
- im not mikey_root (category)
- Why I'm not conservative; why I'm not liberal
- I'm waiting for what will make me stand still the rest of my life
- I'm Not There
- I'm seeing robots
- Shallow Hal
- No, I'm not a Liberal
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- Guess what? I'm NOT talking to myself.
- I'm not even supposed to BE here today!
- I'm on drugs
- I'm not sharing him
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm not racist but...
- Love me till your heart stops. Love me till I'm dead.
- I'm damn sociable for a hermit
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- I'm feeling lucky
- I'm Sas_root (category)
- HI im vik (user)
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
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