Findings:
- I'm All You Can Think About
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Can anyone bring me some Shazbot?!
- I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
- You should have killed me when you had the chance
- Can You Fill Me In?
- I may have cellulite, but I can still put my ankles behind my head
- Even a Doll Can Seem To Have a Soul
- Yeah I can love my fellow man; but I'm damned if I'll love yours.
- Things Musicals Have Taught Me
- If I win the bet, you have to pay me
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- I will sell you all of me; complete. Starting price, ten dollars.
- Nothing can stop me now
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- I'm going to have to ask you to leave
- I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
- And All That Could Have Been
- all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
- Gap analysis of a telephone call
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- I'm a celebrity... get me out of here!
- Simple tricks anyone can use to hustle pool
- That which does not kill me, makes me stronger
- Give Me the Damn Ball
- That which does not kill me...
- How Warrant nearly killed me
- I recall the last 20 years as succinctly as I can in one node: bear with me
- No Rack Can Torture Me
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I want you to hit me as hard as you can
- you tell me i live in a malady called imagination and i only can laugh
- Strange things homeless people have said to me
- It could have been me
- Madmen have a world all their own
- Are tears all I have to look forward to?
- Help! I'm going to have sex
- I must have waited all my life for this
- I'm a bloke. Shoot me.
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
- kill him dead; don't call me
- Can someone send me a photo of the server my nodes are on, please?
- Though you can tell me
- Things Fairy Tales have taught me
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- I have the mistaken belief that we are all good people
- Shag Me, I'm Famous
- can u c me i guess n (user)
- Dreamy things people have said to me
- Things video games have taught me
- One letter can make all the difference
- All For Me Grog
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- Please Kill Me
- She kills me
- I can feel the radiation... changing me...
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- What have you done for me lately?
- All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
- Long Haired Preachers
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me
- Khaled Islambouli
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- I'm not exactly in the mood for Mozart and all that kind of goings-on
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Just Me (user)
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- Anonymous Men Think They Can Talk To Me
- Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
- can u c me i guess n_root (category)
- I can feel you forgetting me
- Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
- I'M SICK OF ALL YOUR RULES (document)
- Don't hate me because I'm evil
- Has a cat ever killed anyone?
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- Nostalgia Can Only Kill You (document)
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Know your pets
- In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
- Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
- It's all I have to bring to-day
- Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- How an X-acto knife nearly killed me
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- I have just shaved off all my hair, now my headphones don't fit
- I'm so shallow, A new T-Shirt makes me happy
- Where have all the poets gone?
- Hello lovely fool where have you been all this time.
- she looked at me then whispered, we are all made of stardust
- If you pull out into an intersection have the balls to follow through
- You can now flame me, I am full of love
- I have this mental image of God laughing at me.
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- I'm going to kill you
- Ya shoulda killed me last year
- I would like for love not to kill me, please
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- A letter to those who have impressed me
- I have built me a bean-stalk into your sky!
- All Girls Should Have Been Born Blonde
- All you can eat
- All the Stuff and More...
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Don't miss me until I'm dead
- I'm not in love, set me free
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- With the Right Access, Anyone Can Be a Doctor
- Take Me Out to the Ball Game
- Something I Can Never Have
- Could you have danced with me?
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
- kill me now (user)
- Smoking can kill you
- You can see right through me
- Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
- It has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all the others that have been tried.
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How Airborne School nearly killed me
- Impromptu: A Very Random NYC Gathering...
- I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy
- Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
- All cell phones will have GPS capability
- all your faults in me
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Can you hear me Maggie Thatcher? Your boys took one hell of a beating
- Dogs that have owned me
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Maybe I'm naive but this type of website bugs me
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- If all you have is a hydrogen bomb, everything looks like the moon
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- To win the game you must kill me, John Romero
- kill me now_root (category)
- Only Jesus can judge me
- you can only make me dizzy if you're spinning me in leaves or snowflakes
- Trust me, I have a pineapple
- I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
- What I'm trying to say is that I may have unconsciously plagiarized this
- Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
- I'm out; I'm free. Down here the night air is purple. What do I do with it all?
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- Don't get me wrong - I'm a feminist
- Someone please kill me
- how my computer nearly killed me
- It kills me to watch them go
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
- All the fairies have gone
- Kiss Me, I'm Chris
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I can't think of anyone who could appreciate more than me your eyes and your voice
- Why won't several thousand Volts of static electricity kill me?
- You Can Count on Me
- can you get enough of me?
- I don't even have the energy to kill myself
- I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
- Paper, rock, scissors. They all have their pros and cons.
- And the sad thing is, I know what's going to kill me
- how 5-hour energy nearly killed me
- Can you hear me flailing
- To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- All cats have nine tails
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Catch Me If You Can
- If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
- Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
- Some flies have all the luck
- She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
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