Findings:
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- Don't Sit Next to Me Just Because I'm Asian
- haiku are nice until there are too many in one place
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
- Point-Counterpoint: Just because I'm gay and you're a guy doesn't mean I want you
- Things that no one told you...until now, because I'm telling you. Consider yourself fortunate
- How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
- Too Many Daves
- I have too many clothes
- How many ways can you say "It's stuff made from soy"?
- I'm From New Jersey
- It is difficult to get the news from poems, yet men die miserably every day for lack of what is found there
- For every delayed technology there is a sudden, completely unexpected advance that jumps at us from the shadows
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
- How many living things are there on earth?
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- Buying things just because they have cool packaging
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- They leap just because they can, out of joy
- I refuse to panic just because she's happy.
- Just some more jokes from the Necronomicon
- I'm just a bill
- There are some things you just should NOT buy the generic brand of
- I choose my soft drink because of commercials
- There's an old proverb that says just about whatever you want it to.
- What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
- Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
- certain wisdoms about a place can only come from dying there
- i'm just a girl
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- Too many songs about Superman. Not enough songs about Batman.
- Too Many Notes: a 300-word essay on brevity
- People just expect things from me
- Rhesus Monkeys and Dormant Underwater Volcanos: the "I can't believe there's nobody here from Madagascar" E2 Madagascar get-together
- Words may sound funny if you repeat them aloud too many times
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you.
- Lord I Just Can't Keep from Crying
- I'm just talking about Shaft
- I'm just reading it for the articles
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- What to do if you've got too many votes on your hands
- Furstenberg's proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
- It lingers in the air like too many tomorrows
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Too many cooks spoil the dish
- There Are Many People Living Inside of Me
- too many men on the ice
- I'm against affirmative action and I'm benefiting from it.
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- I'm not shy, I'm just not an obnoxious ass
- I'm Just Me (user)
- Now that there is no hell, evil folks like you just get reincarnated as McDonald's register jockeys
- Just because she's nice to you doesn't mean she wants to fuck you
- there is nothing left, no joy, no wonder, just the office and cold soup
- Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
- Just to see where the bullets come from
- I smile just because you exist
- I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
- They're from Seattle and they're too wet to burn yet
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm Just Me_root (category)
- I'm too old for this shit
- There are some applications for which a GUI is just not powerful enough
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- You can't get there from here
- Too many secrets
- I'm not doing it just to be weird
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Error: Too many errors
- I learned never to empty the well of my writing, but always to stop when there was still something there in the deep part of the well, and let it refill at night from the springs that fed it.
- Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
- She just sat there
- Just because it happened to you
- How many melodies are there in the universe?
- Women you know you should just walk away from
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Too many cigarettes and not enough lung
- Far too many ways to name your meat
- I'm tired of all this, I just wanted the damned E2 Poster (document)
- Dinosaurs were just lizards who got too much oxygen
- Because I'm an adult
- Laugh now, because tomorrow I will be ten stories tall and I could just step on you if I want
- Too many chiefs and not enough Indians
- Too many people say nothing when they mean "I love you"
- apart from the shade which it offered, there was also the possibility of "French kissing"
- I'm afraid, I thought, I'm too afraid to jump, I'm a coward, and at that moment I jumped
- I'm just sayin'
- Textbooks you save because there's that one chapter in back you refer to every two years or so
- If we are not dead yet, it is because we are too busy dying to know we are dead.
- Too many people say "I love you" when they mean "I like you"
- I put too much weight on your shoulders, I'm sorry
- Rape committed by women
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- Too many mes
- Why are there so many crazy people on the Internet?
- Some days there are so many words I need all three notebooks
- He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
- You know you've been away from home too long
- Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
- Don't run from snipers, you'll just die tired
- Giving Your Cat a Pill (and your little dog, too!)
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- you know that I'm just a deadboy
- I can't decide if what you're saying is too profound for me to comprehend or just insane
- just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
- Don't blame me, I'm from Massachusetts
- I want to put my hands there too
- many far and lost from home (document)
- Clearly I am just too stupid to take the SAT II's
- I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
- because it wasn't just the air
- I'm just a collection of electrons
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
- I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
- There are as many numbers between 0 and 1 as there are in the set of all real numbers
- How many primes are there?
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- Just because you've ordered doesn't mean you can't look at the menu
- Too many lemons and not enough limes
- There were many who went in huddled procession
- I'm not Australian, I just hate Jay Leno
- There Goes the Neighborhood! 3: im in ur house eating ur f00dz
- No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt oriented wardrobe
- just because they never bothered to really do
- Are there still so many Nazis in Germany?
- Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- Where I'm Calling From, A Grand Don't Come For Free
- just because it was an accident, doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- I'm giving it all she's got, Captain!
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I'm just here for the candy
- Just because it's Usenet is no excuse to forget how to punctuate
- Don't just do something, sit there.
- I ran from Iran because I slam Islam
- Why are there twice as many nodes as writeups?
- We've come from too far away, I think, to really make much contact.
- Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
- The letter I'm too chicken to mail
- I'm too judgmental with people who are too judgmental
- I'm Not There
- Most of the time I just sit there, waiting.
- Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean you have a social life
- Everybody is in too many pieces
- The envelope held fingernail parings and a note which read, "There are more where these came from"
- If not for bras there would be far too little between men and breasts.
- just because it was an accident doesn't mean it'll come back to life
- Counting proof that there are infinitely many prime numbers
- So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
- There and Back Again: Eating Our Way from Bag End to the Grey Havens, A Hobbit's Tale
- i'm a million different people from one day to the next
- I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
- (I'm just a) Love Machine
- There once was a man from St. Paul
- I'm Too Sexy
- replace "Excited" with its sullen, long-term counterpart and I'm right there with you!
- Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- i'm tired, not of you, but just tired, and i dont know why
- Just A Piece (user)
- Because the city is falling down
- A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
- up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- I don't want a million women. I just want one.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- When in doubt, choose wings not shoes
- Teach Yourself Scheme: 17.1 Example: Displaying environment variables
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- The In Sound from Way Out!
- Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
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