• I'm a nice guy...really, I am
• i have messed up. i am a horrible person.
• I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
• I sometimes think I am too much
• I think I am addicted to The Learning Channel
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• Am I a butterfly dreaming I am a person? Or a bowling ball dreaming I am a plate of sashimi?
• Oh, Think Not I Am Faithful
• I'm not PMS-ing, I am just hormonally imbalanced
• I am tired of trying to change the world one person at a time
• I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
• Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• I think I'm in Love with Everything
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
• I'm not what you think
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• I am a nice person
• Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
• Now everyone thinks that you're crazy
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• I think I'm turning into a guy
• Everyone Thinks the Best about Their Own Children
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
• I think therefore I am
• The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
• I think, therefore I am that I am
• Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
• If I am doomed to sweat my ass off in my own apartment, I feel better if I'm blasting music
• I'm Henry The Eighth I Am
• Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
• I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
• Where I'm From, You'd Think There Was a Tea Party Going On in the Hostess Dumpster
• I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
• I am that person I was watching
• Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
• Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
• Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
• I'm no better off with a car than I am without one
• I am not a real person
• My cats think I'm a God
• They think I'm a god
• I'm All You Can Think About
• I think I'm getting distracted again
• My mom thinks I'm a satanist
• imm
• I'm scared to run the program I wrote
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• Look at me mammy I'm dancin I'm dancin
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm Still Here
• I need to hold your hand. I'm getting numb.
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• The letter I'm too chicken to mail
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• One more look at the ghost before I'm gonna make it leave
• 'I'm crushing your head!' error appears after leaving open a pop-up slider
• IMS
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• I'm poor, but I'm happy
• I'm Really Into Techno
• I'm in one of those moods again
• Stomp my guts out. I'm not using them.
• when your pet starts to feel like a person
• Person from Porlock
• First Person Shooter
• Answers to a Young Person's Questions on 9/11/01
• Think Different
• Lie on your back and think of England
• I think I can, I think I can
• Esteem for ourselves- Do we all think alike?
• First Fiction: Think
• Think of something you always wanted to do, but are afraid of. Do it today.
• I think this is why I walked like Nixon
• Think (user)
• the morning snowdrops fall like dew in the sunlight and fill my heart with their icy cold and all i can think about is you
• What Do You Think's in the Burgers?
• Nothing to do, nothing to say, I think I must be dreaming

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