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• I Think I was Born in the wrong Hemisphere
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• Napster was like the lamp with the wrong pricetag
• Descartes was wrong
• Freud was wrong. Freud is dead. That is all.
• Oh. I was wrong. She's the one. Goodbye.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Even the moon was wrong
• What if Everything You Thought You Knew About AIDS Was Wrong?
• Why Smokey Bear was wrong
• 'T was
• The world was designed for giant squid
• I was aghast, yet intrigued
• There was a time when I was a better person
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• What if the world were flat?
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• After a six-month diet of blues and greys I was back to white. I was an empty plate.
• I remember, there was one
• Here were the words I was waiting for, without the part I wanted
• Before Time Was
• I was a father for a few days
• I married him because he was not mean
• Penis wa ge sik
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• was hael
• I had to call my father this evening and tell him I was dying.
• It was a Dork and Starmly Night
• ale z was dziwki (user)
• Where I Was
• She was the prettiest, loveliest cat at the ball and she had upon her fine gilded whiskers.
• she was just the dry smell of gasoline
• All he left her was alone
• I have been alone while I was with many girls
• Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
• The Wrong Trousers
• Admitted to God, to ourselves and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs
• What the hell is wrong with mis-matched socks?
• Everything You've Done Wrong
• A Century of Wrong: The South African Republic
• Wrong Team
• Here lies one whose name was writ in water
• You knew I was a rattlesnake when you picked me up
• Why I didn't get my driver's license until I was 18
• Why Socrates was really executed
• I wish I was carrying cigarettes
• I was not sleeping anymore
• amidst the tangled material of what was
• The sun was caught playing unashamedly in her auburn hair, setting our world on fire with giddiness
• It Was a Lover and His Lass
• At least he was gentle
• Where's the kaboom?
• The first time I knew I was different
• I am sorry but when you were talking I was admiring the shape of your lips and evaluating their kissability
• There Was a Man of Double Deed
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• Duvall, Washington
• Pete Townshend was right about Saddam Hussein
• Not what was said
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• We find tonight what was hidden beneath our hearts
• Kristine Dunn was therefore butterscotch
• Jesus Was a One Beer Queer
• As It Was Made, It Shall Remain
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• WAS MY DRINK SPIKED? please respond!
• All you ever did was let it happen
• not even wrong
• I don't care if you're the customer, I still think you're wrong.
• The Wrong Side of the Sunrise
• there is no right answer to the wrong question
• Prodescending: Or, what is wrong with the way hippies communicate
• was
• I was looking for you
• Removed from humanity, I realized I was just another distraction
• I woke up and was an instant scribbling fiend. crazy, my poor feverish brain
• How was the Bible canonized?
• After all, the Bible says Jesus' first miraculous sign was to make 180 gallons of wine for a party!
• I got married on E2, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and a husband
• The Man Who Was (user)
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter IV
• I was a prisoner in a Mexican whorehouse
• When I was five
• Adam really was the first man
• Okay, okay, I confess! It was me! I broke the internet!
• Your smile was embarrassed. Your fingers were dew-covered. I am still smiling.
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• At that time I was taken up with alchemy
• As an Atheist, I sometimes wish I were Jewish
• Waiting until dusk, when it was safe
• The House on the Island Where She Was Born
• fruit cut from the vine, forgot and left to rot, long before it was time.
• Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
• The Marlboro Man died of cancer, but he wasn't a rocket scientist when he was healthy, ha ha ha.
• Dark was the Night--Cold was the Ground
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• She was the cutest necromancer I ever did see
• Man Was Made to Mourn
• Cybersex gone wrong
• Anyone with a strong opinion is wrong
• These people from the other village smell wrong! Kill them!
• Wrong war, wrong place, wrong time
• Realists are Wrong
• Music was better in the old days
• That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
• The Story of the Vizier Who Was Punished
• I was never any good at maths at school
• The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
• If the Windows source code was leaked, what do you think would happen?
• For a lawyer she was surprisingly like a child. Sometimes.
• The art gallery was quiet as a church
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• In a quiet grove of pines under a frosty sky, he helped her out of the sack. She wore severe white hospital pajamas and was beautiful.
• Mr. Lunch liked to chase birds. In fact, he was a professional.
• Johnny was a parachuter
• The state that almost was
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• ale z was dziwki_root (category)
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes
• The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
• What was left was tiny
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• R was a Railway Rug (user)
• Don't get me wrong; I'm not a feminist
• I signed up for the carpool for all the wrong reasons and now I'm bitter as Hell
• Teeth in the Wrong Place
• A Century of Wrong: The Conventions of 1881 and 1884
• the maps are wrong
• Why I was convinced I would die young
• How Candide Was Brought Up in a Magnificent Castle and How He Was Driven Thence
• God was created in man's image
• Which of the Bewitched Dicks was gay?
• Imagine if your microwave was intelligent
• Was this the face that launched a thousand ships
• Food which was intended as such by nature
• Pain and beauty, our constant bedfellows. Young as I was, I understood.
• Which God was cooler, the one from the Old Testament or the one from the New Testament?
• What if Microsoft was forced to release the Windows source code?
• The Haunting That Was Not
• Jack Was Every Inch a Sailor
• I was my mom for a while
• If I were a genetic engineer
• Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
• What seemed like tenderness was really weakness
• The Man Who Was Thursday
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
• It was fall, and fall does strange things to us all
• This is a node that was solely created to fill the PQ criteria. Klaproth Ahoy!
• I never even went to Las Vegas, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
• Everything Stalin did was legal
• my great-grandmother was a Cherokee princess
• Notion that something is terribly wrong
• There is no such thing as a wrong recipe
• Remembering the wrong things
• About all that went wrong
• What would aliens think of us if Everything was all they had?
• A poem I wrote when I was 5
• It was you, Atthis
• I was searching glass
• The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
• Conrad's dirigible was tipping
• Na of Wa
• The Bed Was Not My Own
• When I Was a Boy
• All that was left of her was a damp handkerchief
• Was it Heaven? Or Hell?: Chapter V
• I Was A Cow
• was ist das? (user)
• How Eulenspiegel, along with the other boys, was made to eat too much bread
• What if architecture was like web design?
• When I Was Born for the 7th Time
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• And in those days was armageddon
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• it was just as if she held her breath for 82 years

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