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• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• This is me. This is who I am. The numbers shouldn't matter.
• I need these blue and black halos for comfort, to remind me where I am, who I am, when I am
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• She who makes the Moon the Moon and, whenever she is full, sets the dogs to howling all night long, and me with them.
• when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
• Remind Me Who I Am, Again
• Who shall deliver me from the body of this death?
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• The girl who cried 'rape me'
• All of Me
• There is nothing left for me there, except for all that I left behind
• all of these people are me
• Look at me, I am moving on
• I am hoping for a hell deep enough to hold me. I am hoping for no way out.
• what the fuck am I supposed to do?
• Give me assembly language, or give me death!
• Anybody who gets married before the age of 25 scares me a little
• Is it you, Sir, who cut me? Or is it I who cut you?
• The Death of King Siggeir and of Stigny
• Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
• Tell Me a Story About Giving a Fuck. Tell Me, Everything.
• wasn't I the guy who walked these streets all night?
• Who am I?
• Who am I to critique that which she is?
• Who am I now that you're gone?
• Watch Me: I Am a Woman
• Tell me of the nature of death
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• What the fuck is this shit?
• You couldn't make me give it up to cheapening words for all the empathy and adulation in the world
• king of the mountain
• It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
• She Fucks Me
• That creepy fuck who smells like stale cigarettes is outside my window again
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• She is all I am listening to here
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• Why are you following me? What I am trying to escape is you.
• Happy those who with a glowing faith in one embrace clasped Death and Victory
• who me (user)
• Fuck Me General Public Disclaimer
• all pictures of me are this exact shade of red
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• As for me, I am a watercolor. I wash off.
• you make me think of death
• Fuck me like you fucked that horse
• In the Hall of the Mountain King
• Wandering about with keys dangling from an oversized shoelace around your neck
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• He Who Is Death
• Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
• For the man who inspired me to dance
• Who Pulls Me Down? Double Predestination in Marlowe's Faustus
• To the drive who keeps taking me
• tied up now fuck me (user)
• All For Me Grog
• all about me is the wind and the mist and the scent of the fields
• When I am King
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• my whole life is passing me by and I sometimes wonder why I am even still alive
• Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
• To the three girls who stopped me today on my way to class
• All this poochie moochie on Everything2 is making me sick!
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• I really came to understand that they were just real people who wanted to live real lives and be treated equally as opposed to, for example, wanting to destroy us.
• all your faults in me
• she seems bored with me after all this time
• Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
• I will marry only he who defeats me in Scrabble
• Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
• who am i (user)
• who am I? (user)
• Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
• fuck you pay me
• The Man Who Would Be King
• The man who refused to be King
• The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
• Eat well, shit strongly, and you shall have no fear of death!
• Friends who fuck
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Fuck kings, let's live like assholes!
• Who do you call for help when all your friends are dead?
• Now I am become death, the destroyer of worlds
• Who wants a (me thinking of you whilst doing something) from the nubile ToasterLeavings
• In which the mountains are old and I am the ghost on the battlements
• In another world, I am you and you are me
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• king shit (user)
• The tweakers are all around me, demanding tacos and Sudafed
• A letter to those who have impressed me
• I am the single person who comes over to do the laundry
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
• My Shit's Fucked Up
• Who's the finest lady in all of Disney? (e2poll)
• Death: all sorts.
• Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
• Take Me As I Am
• I am serving up and weildering triple secret fat ass flaming wisdoms, shit aint availing you, lamers of Edom!
• May those who are born after me
• After all, who looks at the sky anymore?
• King of All Cosmos
• In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
• I only am escaped alone to tell thee: McVeigh, Denial, and the Death Penalty
• I am the red, the white, & the blue. No man cometh to freedom except through me.
• I want you to know who I am beyond my name
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• The bastards hung me in the spring of '25, but I am still alive.
• Death Mountain
• Fuck me harder
• Wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning
• All Creatures of Our God and King
• Death makes angels of us all
• The Three Kings who were from Villeins
• ALL WHO STAND IN MY WAY WILL DIE, BY STEEL!!!!!!!
• Austin Powers 2: The Spy Who Shagged Me
• The Spy Who Loved Me
• I am the god of fuck!
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Give Me Powerpuff Girls Hentai or Give Me DEATH
• To a Young Lady Who Sent Me a Laurel Crown
• I remember when it was me who made you want to take over the world and enslave humanity
• Somewhere there is a syphilitic prostitute who is going to tell me about India
• FUCK YO(U ALL (user)
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• Seven for a magpie who tells me where to go
• Fuck me boots
• fuck me gently with a chainsaw
• To all the cold people who want to be warm again
• All the King's Men
• Who shit on the coats?
• death to you all (user)
• The King of the Golden Mountain
• Russian guy who comes over and eats all your food
• tell me all your reasons
• No One Knows Who I Am
• Why I am Against the Death Penalty
• Fuck you; I won't do what you tell me!
• fuck me and marry me young
• I am giving you every opportunity to let me down
• It is grown-ups who are scared to death of death
• Mountain King
• Russian guy who comes over and slaps all your hos
• Correct me if I'm wrong, and if I am, I'll eat a bug
• The truth and who I am when I look at it
• I was raised on red pepper and blood I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• Fuck me if I'm wrong
• All Lights Fucked On The Hairy Amp Drooling
• You can now flame me, I am full of love
• On the subject of me losing my shit
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• there's nothing quite as wonderful to me as the assorted scars of a woman who's too busy reading to watch where she's walking
• Abandon all hope ye who enter here: Symbols of State-controlled reality in Orwell's 1984
• Society made me what I am
• I am the one who stood beside you and smiled
• I am a woman who does not like assholes
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• If you're not going to worship me, get the fuck out of my bed
• I will REMOVE your "All your radical touching base are already occurred to the lesbian monkey puppy" philosophy on me if you don't eat my soy google balls, hatt-baby. Real or malarky?
• The King Beneath the Mountain
• all i ever learned from love was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you
• Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
• Who am I this time?
• somewhere, when I realize who I am
• Death was a part of me then, too.
• Victor Burczyki, a man who once bought me a beer and told me this story
• Roll me over and fuck me again
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• If Satan is the prince of darkness, then who is the king?
• The King's Son who Feared Nothing
• Conservative Republican Guy Who Comes Over and Eats All Your Food
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!

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