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• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• It is a strange thing to wake up every day and do things you care nothing about
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
• Why post a write-up? (e2poll)
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
• You wake up slowly when you're a mile underground
• You know it is going to be a strange day when you wake up dead
• Though you may have no knees, you'll need kneel to nobody!
• Wake up!
• She wakes me up by tickling my feet
• wake up and smell the coffee
• Do you have stairs in your house?
• I have made up a name for my disease
• Ten Stupid Things Men Do to Mess Up Their Lives
• your name, once I wake up
• Do vampires show up on digital cameras?
• What do I have of my mother's?
• Damn, damn, damn: what did you have to go and do that for
• I come home, she lifted up her wings. I guess that this must be the place.
• because I have given up any care
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• Wake up... Time to die!
• we woke up to find you gone. well, said the city, we still have the river.
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• How many genes do we (humans) have?
• Please let me wake up and find myself found
• wake up and find her still there
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• I wake up so energized
• Wake up with the king
• Why do Christians bring their kids up as Christians?
• If you have to cry, do it in the shower
• Tomorrow is the day after I wake up
• Yuri Wakes Up Screaming
• Do female homosexuals have it easier than male homosexuals?
• anemotis's morning wake up call
• Do you have your heart on a lacerating javelin?
• wake up in a dumpster
• Forgive me for who I am when I wake up
• You really have nothing to say, do you?
• That which I should have done I did not do
• You have to live like you'll miss the end
• If you keep going into the barbershop you'll end up getting a haircut
• Do you have honor for yourself?
• Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
• Do we have to learn to think scientifically in order to find the truth?
• The tattoo phenomenon
• we wake up every morning and train to jump into the sun
• The first five minutes after I wake up
• A reminder to drivers who do not have cruise control
• How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
• Wake up
• wake up hair
• wake up, drunk sleep silence
• Wake me up if you still want me
• I really have to do you now
• Ask Everything: Do I have the Swine Flu? (superdoc)
• All of us have looked up to an older kid at some point
• The worst way to wake up
• So I wake up
• Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
• What you should REALLY do when you have too many votes on your hands.
• May the world be a better place when I wake up
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• Do the gospels hold up to scrutiny?
• Making the Movies II Do the Photoplayers Have an Understudy?
• What do you want to be when you grow up?
• What to do if the Grim Reaper shows up at your door
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• people do, on the whole, have the right to be who they want to be
• Long after bedtime I will wake up and sit crosslegged watching you. It is your fault for having your face.
• Reasons To Wake Up
• Why males have nipples
• What to do if you have bad credit
• How to tell when you have really messed up your relationship
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• What do you need to transfer to say you have transferred your mind?
• Do what you have to do
• Why do zebras have stripes?
• Your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on a mortgage or other loan secured on it
• Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
• Do unto others as you would have others do unto you
• IRC channels that have absolutely nothing to do with their names
• Luckily, my hands do not have eyes.
• Do not be surprised, I have always been your canvas, Argenis.
• How and why do we (humans) have culture?
• guess i got rung up (user)
• Why some mammals have an aversion to water
• Wake Me Up When September Ends
• When Renny wakes up
• God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
• I still have a lot of exploring to do
• Baptist fear of dancing
• People have fucked up before
• Eskimos do NOT have 40 words for snow
• Wake Me Up Before You Go Go
• You, standing
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• ...and a wake up
• Why do girls only want to have "serious" relationships?
• Why Buddhist countries do not have the death penalty
• I don't know what you find to do all day on that thing. You'll go blind!
• Why do we have to rebuild it every night?
• I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
• Why beverage cans have concave bottoms
• They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
• And then one day you wake up
• You do not have a right to not be offended
• Do law-abiding citizens have the right to an opinion on criminal penalties?
• Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
• What do guys think of girls who hook up with pseudo-random guys?
• Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Say, lad, have you things to do?
• Why do children have to die?
• I have a face I cannot show, I make the rules up as I go
• I can't wake up
• Do I have to watch my step at every turn?
• It is difficult to wake up to the empty spots
• Man's desire to blow shit up, and to have a nice attache case
• When you wake up feeling old
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• Up With Your Kipper
• How to pick up hot red headed chicks
• Jeet Kune Do
• How to liven up a party
• Do you know what pain is?
• Up There Cazaly
• Honk if your horn is broken: Where do they get these stupid stickers?
• Wrapt up in warm flannel
• Tang Soo Do
• Stand Up Guy
• Why do all the pretty things always run away from me?
• We woke up one morning and fell a little further down
• Do you want your possessions identified?
• cut u up (user)
• DO NOT README.txt
• I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
• It's 5:30 am. Do you know where my sleep is?
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• What would Feynman do?
• See the stars up close and personal! Perfect for ages 9 to 99!
• Why some people do not enjoy being in nature
• Hereward the Wake
• How do you write like that?
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• If you insist on killing defenseless animals, do it properly
• Great minds do not think alike
• do gi
• Do you douche?
• An Experiment you can do to see if your newspaper is indeed Liberally biased
• How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
• Do San
• Do Re Mi Drink
• Evil people do not further the perseverance of the superior man.
• Do It or Die
• Where do memories go to sharpen their daggers?
• What's Love Got to Do with It
• Camara dos Pares
• How do souls travel?

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