Findings:
- Don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry
- When I'm wearing a bonnet and sipping pretend tea with Miss Ponykins and Zippy the Ugly Zebra, that's when I feel the most like a man
- How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
- I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
- i feel like i'm single-handedly destroying the rain forest
- Don't touch me when I'm on a boat
- Don't touch me when I'm screaming
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and doggone it, people like me!
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- i enjoy myself most when i'm all alone
- Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
- It's memories that I'm stealing, but you're innocent when you dream
- I feel like i'm getting weaker, while Charlie's growing stronger in the jungle
- If there's a will, I hope I'm in it
- When I'm Sixty-Four
- Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- I'm feeling like a custard now
- When I'm long dead, the bee will win
- Stop saying "religion" when you mean "a particular religion about which I'm bitter"
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- When I sneeze, I get cross, and when I get cross I'm liable to do something wicked.
- What do I do when I'm alone?
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- Women want me when I'm taken
- I like the way I'm doing it better than the way you're not
- Tell me what God is like, cause I'm starting to forget
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- I feel like I'm missing pieces of sleep
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- I used to fly like peter pan, all the children flew when I touched their hands
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm just realizing, at 20 years of age, that I enjoy classical music
- I walk around when I'm high
- I'm always breathless when you call
- When I growl, the sound echoes like thunder all through the valleys and woodlands, and children tremble with fear, and women cover their heads with their aprons, and big men run and hide.
- Why do people only think I'm hot when I'm not available?
- People tink I'm stupid 'cause I tawk like dis
- I'm creating a religion... you'll like it!
- I feel like I'm being watched
- I'm ceded--I've stopped being Theirs
- I know more when I'm alone
- I'm reading this like you're chewing with your mouth full
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- I'm
- I'm afraid, sometimes, at night
- I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
- I'm game
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I just don't need help losing things; I'm good enough at that on my own
- I'm tone-deaf, but it's okay
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm not a god, but I'm working on it
- Because I want to. Because I'm good at it.
- I'm cold, but I'm happy
- I'm still Big Red_root (category)
- I'm a programmer (user)
- Not now, Ma! I'm busy noding! (e2poll)
- I'm OK, you're not OK
- I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
- I'm picking out a Thermos for you
- I'm a Dutchman's uncle
- I'm Your Fan
- You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
- I'm a sucker for a good accent
- I'm tired of calling 911
- I'm stopping trying to impress people
- Stille Im Meine Hamburg
- Hello, I'm fucking your daughter
- Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- I'm a stranger here myself
- I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
- I'm envious of caveman courting rituals
- The monster stares back at me. I'm still young enough to believe that, with the right shoes, I can outrun it.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm just here for the candy
- I'm not a dick.
- i'm actually very friendly if you get to know me
- I'm not thumbing for a lift
- When I get like this
- When you blow out like a dead star
- It's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.
- I don't mind it when authors take their time
- Made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- I'm bored
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- I'm not a dyke just 'cause I shaved my head, but if it keeps certain people away, fuckin' A right on
- I'm leaving, you all suck
- Being a dickhead
- I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
- I'm Holding You
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
- I'm on my last go-round
- Bloody hell... I'm gonna die to Boney M
- The body's alive, but no head. I'm having a lot of trouble accepting it.
- well im sure (user)
- I'm seeing robots
- Greeks like their women armless
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- Why dogs flinch when you stroke their heads
- the daisies that died when you picked them
- when I touch her I hope it's you that smiles
- I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue
- Damn, I'm good.
- I'm Glad
- I'm rubber, you're glue
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- A sexist joke I'm allowed to tell, due to being a woman
- Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
- Exactly Where I'm At
- help im a rock (user)
- How I insulted a Mormon, or reason #78345 I'm an Idiot
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- I'm Gonna Watch You Sleep
- OMG!!1 I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED AGAIN
- i'm everything_root (category)
- I'm a programmer_root (category)
- The sheer fact that I'm in a developing country should make me a better person, yes?
- I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
- I'm Graduating
- How do ya like them apples?
- What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- I'm not very cool
- I'm fucking addicted, OK?
- I'm a good teenage kid, not a rebel out to kill
- I'm a luser
- I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
- I'm crying and I can't stop
- I'm Armed With Quarts of Blood
- I'm doing OK
- That sweet voice is the means of your coup, and I'm on the retreat
- Get Me Away from Here, I'm Dying
- I'm Going Straight to Heaven
- I'm white, upper-middle-class in the richest country in the world-what need have I for God?
- I'm the idiot to your poetry
- I'm not a cold hard bitch
- I liked their early stuff
- Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
- I will make your oppressors eat their own flesh and they shall be drunk with their own blood like wine
- In their Disneyland are there kids just like this?
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- I'm a liberal and I'm evil!
- I'm a crazy old lady all hopped-up on Estrogen pills
- I'm in love with a big black man named "Flower"
- All in all, I'm just another brick in the wall
- I'm so tough
- I'm writing a romance and I'm not ashamed
- Hi, mom; I'm gay
- Drei Maenner Im Schnee
- The "Look at me! I'm breaking the law!" problem
- I'm not really a waitress nail polish
- there's a trick with a knife I'm learning to do
- im not mikey (user)
- Please say it's not too late now that I'm dead and gone
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I'm Not There
- I'm on a Boat
- Scientist hits head on curb joke
- When the dead poets mobilize, they'll paint your picture on their planes
- I'm not sure
- Damn it, I'm a Satan Worshipper
- I'm seeing more rear end car wrecks in the year 2000
- I'm nobody! Who are you?
- I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
- I'm gay, but I'm not sure it's genetic
- I'm out of ice cream. My cats are assholes.
- Help I'm a Rock (user)
- I'm not ashamed to use Windows
- I'm training my little half brother to take over the world
- I'm sorry, but we can't watch the rest of MacBeth until it is censored
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm scared of my car
- im in your pants_root (category)
- I'm Sas (user)
- Am I hurting anyone if I'm rich?
- It's debatable, I know, but I'm still right
- The city knows I'm leaving
- Stick a fork in their ass and turn them over, they're done
- I'm Losing You
- I'm tired
- I'm in this for the long haul
- Don't rush me, I'm fragile
- Take me drunk, I'm home
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