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• if I can't be with you, then I'll write about you, or I'll write about something else
• I'll be you and you'll be me
• If you ask me about autumn, I'll tell you about
• If you ask me about spring, I'll tell you about
• I want to be alone until God rips a rib out of my chest and makes me a woman
• I was not made for love songs, and love songs will never be made for me.
• If I was the ocean, what would you be to me?
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• 'C' may be for cookie, but that's not good enough for me, dammit!
• Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?
• If you ask me about summer, I'll tell you about
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• No one asks me if I'm a Satanist or anything because I take the precaution of wearing a predominantly flannel and hawaiian shirt-oriented wardrobe
• Free to Be, You and Me
• One day, E2 will attain sentience. And I'll be there to see it.
• Or at least it used to be
• Tell me what's real and I'll learn to be happy
• Sometimes, my paranoia overtakes me and I find myself asking, "IS ONE OF THE E2 EDITORS OUT TO GET ME!?"
• If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about
• Strangers have been, and continue to be, very kind to me. Thank you.
• The one thing I wanted more than anything was for someone, just once, to tell me they don't know what they'd do without me
• The Decadent Students' Association got me arrested on at least one occasion
• Boy, I was sure lucky to be born into the one true faith!
• Ask me about Grim Fandango
• Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit
• You have the right to be angry at me for breaking my heart.
• It could be the last time you see me alive
• Be a model or just look like one
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
• OBAFGKM
• There was never supposed to be an Episode 7, 8, or 9
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• These trains will be the death of me yet
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• marry me and you'll be safe
• Every poem about thunder was written under the protection of a roof, or, at the very least, an empty sky
• how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
• If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
• be silent my bird, you tear me apart
• The back of the cereal box isn't what it used to be
• far be it from me
• You touched me when I needed to be touched, and for that I will hold you in my heart forever
• Let me be your fantasy
• this was supposed to be a parable about the power of the imagination
• Lying, cheating, cunt of a person: Hi, that'll be me.
• One last time, to dance me out of your heart
• If your wish be to close me
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• And it's one more good thing that will never be again
• Wouldn't it suck to be God's mom and not even get laid in the deal?
• Let me be a martyr, dammit!
• Religion doesn't allow me to be who I am
• Ask me about Loom
• everyone who ever told me i was pretty was lying.
• Free to good home: One slightly used ninja
• Projects that use C techniques and call it C++ make me ill
• I asked a friend to draw me, and I'm scared of what I'll see
• but you should be right here, right next to me
• Damn it Feels Good to be a Gangsta
• It costs me nothing to be considerate
• I'm trying to see little old ladies as versions of my mom; it helps me be a better person
• You meant for this node to be read by me, and I would like to respond
• Oh be a fine girl kiss me right now sweetheart
• Tell me about your secret places
• There was no one waiting for me...
• You give me wings. Don't be surprised if I fly.
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• I assume I am a visionary. You will not be able to convince me otherwise.
• Please tell me it will all be okay.
• Let Me Be Your Shelter
• What does it mean to be free?
• I'll be back
• Keep a room somewhere for me, I'll find it on my way back.
• Be gentle with me
• "Let's just be friends" does not give you permission to stalk me
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• It is something very shameful. Please contact me again if I can be of further service.
• I don't have any secrets. Now ask me if I have any lies.
• I am a stranger. I come in peace. Take me to your leader, and there will be a massive reward for you in eternity.
• Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or So Help Me
• I'll never be the one to force my parents into an "old age" home
• Tell me what I'm supposed to be feeling
• I'm gonna be sad and then I want you to make me laugh
• Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
• Prepare me a ship of which the half-rotten timbers shall be painted black, let the sails be in rags, and the sailors infirm and sickly
• Don't talk about me behind my back
• I wonder if he ever thinks about me
• When I look into her eyes, I no longer care about what the world thinks. This is what it feels like to be alive.
• Many girls want to be carnal with me because I am such a premium dancer.
• I'll be back at it, dirty and reckless
• To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
• Damn it feels good to be a nurturing male
• That would be me
• Just because Linux is Free doesn't mean Linux Software has to be Free
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It Ain't Gonna Be Me
• May the wine be sweet. May the stories be heard. May the future bring me home.
• Wouldn't it be much easier if you just agreed with me?
• Someday my life will be interesting, and I will come back and tell you about it then
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• Why I politely asked the contemporary lit major I was dating to stop writing me love letters
• makes me want to be a better hacker
• How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
• Look siad me Be like me
• The cactus that told me my mom was asleep
• I can feel the radiation... changing me...
• I was a homeless bum
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• My Snuffleupagus smells like CK One. This does not disturb me.
• Thanks for telling me I am suicidal
• The train that came to me in the dream was already a dead train
• She is stupidly keeping herself a secret, when I know she has sparkly things to show me
• What the contents of your bookshelves mean (to me)
• Thank you for not knowing me at all, Captain Shallow
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• Tell me of good things that are happening in life
• Hurt me, use me, make me write bad checks
• dip me in the water red, and unclothe me from inside and out
• man when you are telling me how it was
• Fuck Me Like You Mean It
• Bears scare the shit out of me
• Everything Quest: You kids stop your fighting or I will turn this car around so help me God
• Have One On Me
• You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• Take Off My Pants and Tell Me You Love Me and I'll Laugh in Your Face and Call You a Slut
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• Give me an hour and I'll give you your dreams
• Arguing with my father has never achieved anything for me ever
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• I'll spot you one friend, or two chair legs
• Tonight I'll Be Staying Here With You
• I'M GUNNA BE WICKED RETAHDED: Come for the scenery, stay for the BAP (another E2 nodah pahty) - II
• No one can be unhappy with a fresh box of crayons
• Tell me a story about flowers
• How to speak about women and be politically incorrect
• How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• O tell me the truth about love
• I'll be waiting for you in heaven... with a gun
• If I could be anything I'd be water and I'd be wild about it.
• I'm not one to be had for the wanting, Sir
• All the things she had at one point wanted to be
• Notes on What's What and on What it Might be Reasonable to do about Whats What
• Tell me a story about drains
• The video cuts out here; nothing more can be determined from the tape.
• We used to be more in sync
• Ask Me Why
• It is not good that the man should be alone
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• happy as a clam or a lark or as happy as Pacino can be
• be good to each other
• Slide, thud, whoosh, crunch, or: Catholic Rally Stage 1 Fights Back
• Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining
• Things that seem too good to be true rule
• E2 egged me on
• well, I'll be jiggered
• To be hoist by one's own petard
• Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
• we used to be punk
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
• Having sex in the shower ought to be outlawed
• If this was an Olympic Sport, I'd be world champion
• I'll be your fantasy
• How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
• Most adults forget what it was like to be a child once they hit a certain age
• Why wiring your own phone line might not be a good idea
• To be this good will take Sega ages
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys

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