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• I was Dan for fifteen minutes and I never want to be Dan again
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• I was only following orders
• Outside the train station she was the only person wearing an Orange raincoat and a look of surprise
• Dumb laws
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• (because this was always subconsciously the inspiration, even if I did not know it at the time, and I only realised it just now)
• War is only fun on screen
• Jesus was a Gay Black Hippie Jew (song only) (recording)
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Looks like 1984 was only n years off
• For recreational use only
• There is only one electron
• credibility is the only real currency
• Only Jesus can judge me
• Refill Only with Kikkoman
• Proving a function has only one root in a given interval
• Only Horses
• It's Lonely Being Only
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• The only gay in the village
• upriver, the only way for her dreams to go
• If I Only Changed the Software, Why is the Phone on Fire?
• Descartes was wrong
• The day I realized what being alive was
• Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
• Once, everyone was a computer novice
• What was left after the party
• She was locked in time
• When H.A.R.L.I.E. Was One
• She was steady
• When I Was a Lad
• Gnocchi was my undoing
• Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
• Willie was a chemist
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• the lake was on fire that summer
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• There Was a Child Went Forth
• Battle Ground, Washington
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I Was Kaiser Bill's Batman
• I Thought My Father Was God
• I was a teenage Overlord
• I think I was a pterodactyl and you were the tiniest rodent
• And I asked myself about the present: how wide it was, how deep it was, how much was mine to keep?
• In the end it did not matter. The ocean was still there.
• I was adored once too
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• The space at that moment was a million ways freaky with invisible communication.
• Only child
• ...and only half of what you see
• Only in Canada
• Eating only rice to get by
• The only date I never went on
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• Kill only the stragglers. Let the strong ones live.
• The dark riders were not sleeping. They were only resting their eyes.
• Only dead fish swim upstream
• We no longer celebrate what makes us the same, only what makes us different.
• Only Revolutions
• If guns are outlawed, only outlaws will accidentally shoot their children
• For God's sake, Sheila, it's only a knife wound
• Was (Not Was)
• That was a joke, son.
• It was not a dream
• I was into them after they were hip
• When I Was One-and-Twenty
• Her name was Natalie
• I once dreamt that I was a line
• Since I was knee-high to a grasshopper
• No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
• I was in a blindfold taste test once...
• That man was a sock puppet on the hand of God.
• I was a teenage telephone solicitor
• 'T Was Such a Little, Little Boat
• I fried myself in The Finnish E2 Get-Together, and all I got was a hippie song stuck in my head
• I was known as the counselor of the naked cabin
• Jesus was a revolutionary
• She always was all tea and oranges that came all the way from China
• He thinks a path and travels the emptiness that was there
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• Every molecule in my body was once part of a star
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• The Day the World was about to End
• What was once well planned in a mad girls mind, and is now quickly becoming a last minute nodermeet
• Springsteen Was A Pirate
• the horrible gift was really quite right
• it was true then
• Your husband was a great man
• Fifteen Men (user)
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• There is only one season in Houston
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• To Record Only Water for Ten Days
• Corporations only feel hits to their wallet
• OCD is the only way to animate
• the only comfort we could ever have
• Death may be the only goal you ever achieve
• We won't die secret deaths anymore. The world only spins forward. We will be citizens.
• least recently used
• I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
• There was once a Man
• I was going to marry Marty
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• I bought an orange, but it was a grapefruit
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• tonari no shibafu wa aoi
• New Mexico, or was that Oklahoma?
• It was a dangerous, stupid infraction and I deserve the ticket
• Was It Heaven? Or Hell?
• I was burgled
• Jesus was a feminist
• I was addicted to parents
• It all burned up in the fire there was nothing left
• The skyline was beautiful on fire
• If the government wasn't involved in the Sept 11 attacks, what was it doing?
• I can never be sure if it was real or just another illusion
• One hour there was sunlight
• Was There a Time
• His love was enormous; it cleared rooms that desperately wanted to be full.
• The room was hot
• I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!
• The hall was littered with broken dreams and shattered concrete
• it doesn't matter who I was, all that matters is who I am
• Magneto Was Right
• My hacked iPhone was better
• I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
• The last fifteen minutes
• The only winning move is not to play
• For entertainment purposes only
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• We journal only when we hurt
• If Only it Were In Jest... Infanticide
• The only significant bit of nonsense I carried around in those days
• The only band that matters
• The Only Song I've Ever Written
• Only the gods are real.
• Words said in anger are, in the end, just words. They only become daggers if you let them.
• A family is only as sick as its secrets.
• Life must be lived forward, but it can only be appreciated sideways
• Why was Cthulhu blue?
• And the sky was made of amethysts
• "He was a terrible man," she sobbed, between bites of alimony
• when you asked what I was writing, this is what it was
• I remember when it was me who made her skin flush
• I didn't want to know where I was conceived
• I was one of those girls
• Xanax was, indeed, fun.
• In the end it was always a stranger's hand
• The boy who was picked last in gym class
• The day I found out I was a guy
• I was afraid of getting caught
• You thought the silent treatment was as cold as it could get
• If I was beautiful, I'd know it
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• I was hoping for catastrophic failure
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• "I was born this way" as justification for gay rights harms the gay and lesbian community
• I was a College Jeopardy! champion, Part 2
• The rest was not perfected
• There never was a body that gave the undertaker a tip
• I was wrong as a child, to think old people were stupid for asking me where the day had gone. Now I understand... we older people do not live.
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• She is and was
• Galatea was a bookish girl
• by the time he was speaking,she was secretly evaluating the kissability of
• I wish I was a half of a two
• The Edwin Smith Papyrus: Case Fifteen
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• You only live once
• Only in America
• online only /msg (superdoc)
• Bob Dylan's only job
• The only defense is a good pretense
• We are only guilty of living. It's unavoidable being art.
• Like church only bigger
• watching miracles fall to earth, with only my breath to hold
• Ito Jakuchu
• With my only desire
• the seven hills of Rome
• It wasn't like I was sleeping anyway
• I was taken by a honeymoon scam
• I was once smaller than a jellybean, but now look at me - I am macroscopic!
• Was I born to play?
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• 1 1 was a racehorse
• Heinlein was right- writing IS a disease....

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