• As if he knew that words were how I kissed
• We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
• He had something to say. He said it.
• Show me your art and I will consume even the smallest part of you, he said.
• He said, expecting the answer no
• All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
• BQN: He said. - Epilogue
• He Said, She Said
• Would Jesus Christ give money to every bum he came across?
• "Fill it in", he said.
• I knew before I met you just how we would end
• I Always Knew I Would Fall in Love with a Blue-Eyed Girl
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• Seven opening lines if he would ever look me in the eye
• I always knew I would have a 21st birthday but I never thought I'd be 21
• What I would do If I knew what was good for me
• "I see," said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
• he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
• We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
• Why would he want a writer when he could have a dancer?
• "Takeoff?" he said. "Can we handle that much torque?"
• She started to fall, and knew she would never come back
• if you knew how much I love you, you would run away
• Surely he would remember this
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• For one thing, he was sure his granny would never have used smack.
• He would shrink into the sky if he could
• you know he said
• I knew about the kissing problem before I said Yes.
• I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
• the stars would weep if they knew of our existence
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• I knew silent footfalls would come in handy someday
• I Am He that Aches with Love
• A Quick One (While He's Away)
• If he's late, you can always start without him
• He died on a Sunday morning
• He never looked back
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• Fear makes the wolf bigger than he is.
• She couldn't imagine that he liked dancing
• The If Footprints Doesnt Knock His Wife Up Pronto The Whole World Will Think He's A Homofag When You Hear This Music Band
• Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
• He Who Knows Everything
• I knew that. My brain just chose to withhold that information from me.
• The land of our fathers, stolen before we knew it was our own
• She said
• User Interactive Olympics (I said Jump, sprout!)
• Qaboos bin Said
• We said nay, we are but men
• Translate
• What Would John Rocker Do?
• Would you like to try a sample?
• Who would cry for me should I die tonight?
• What Would Cthulhu Do?
• an ache you would ask for
• I wish Sid Vicious would kick my fucking ass
• When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
• Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
• if all of your nerves fired in reverse, you would die instantly
• But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
• s/he
• he'
• He Really Wasn't That Great
• When the principal laughs so hard he can't suspend you
• He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father
• The Ocelot saw the Frog, and he smiled a broad and toothy smile
• She grew a little older, while he was telling her
• I will marry only he who defeats me in battle
• Mr. Potato Head Sprouted. He got moldy. Now he's all dried up, but he's still up in the cabinet.
• When he was little, he laughed in his sleep.
• He throws his heart down like a gauntlet
• Maybe He's A Christian
• He Touched My Shoulder: Bus Ride to Degradation
• When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
• Hey, Mr. DJ, I Thought You Said We Had a Deal
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• Mahmoud Nasib Said
• , said the shotgun to the head
• Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
• If all the Chinese jumped at once, would cataclysm result?
• Grandpaw would
• Would you mind terribly if I kissed you now?
• To a Poet, who would have me Praise certain Bad Poets, Imitators of His and Mine
• What would Tyler Durden do?
• Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
• What would Nietzsche do?
• Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
• He Knows Not Their Names
• He weighs the eggs of flies in spiderwebs.
• It was late when he came home; it woke you up
• He is so heavy when he whispers
• For a moment he smiled
• Fear makes a man kill what he loves
• He that is not with me is against me.
• St. Lucia in This Guy When He Died, Man
• he may lasso a unicorn
• The Man Who Knew Too Little
• The Man Who Knew Too Much
• Then the walls started to bleed again and I just KNEW I'd be the one cleaning it up.
• Dreamy things people have said to me
• Master Dogen said, "I am not other people"
• I Dare - She Said (user)
• What would happen if the Borg assimilated Linux?
• You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
• And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn't been for you meddling kids!
• The Man Who Would Be King
• Without tears, the soul would never know a rainbow
• I would do that for you
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
• If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
• Would you like to see my gingerbread house, Gretel?
• He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
• He flew an A-10 Thunderbolt
• More than he was willing to give
• He says the most beautiful things
• An ocean away and here he was, seeping into her
• Tom, He was a Piper's Son
• Don't believe the florist when he tells you that the roses are free.
• Victor Hugo once got so mad he threw a baseball through a dog
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• he smokes like a cello plays
• he tried to kill me with a forklift
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• I could do without it, if I knew what it was
• The Cow That Knew (user)
• said
• "Oh, bother," said the Borg. "We've assimilated Pooh."
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• easier done than said
• Nodes your Grandma would have liked
• the moon would rest on those sweet lashes
• We would probably not understand alien life
• Well You Would Right (user)
• What Would Judas Do?
• Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
• The dog who would not beg
• You who would hear the sounds in air, touch the distant Silver
• it would make sense (user)
• As Guan Yu would surrender to the Han, but not to Cao Cao, I will surrender to you, but not to your desire to control me.
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• He's dead, Jim. You grab his wallet, I'll grab his tricorder.
• The one he murdered once still loves him
• God has power, whether or not one believes in Her/Him
• She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
• He doesn't bite
• "Hello," he lied
• I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
• he likes to watch you walk
• He believes he has written a poem, yes.
• I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together
• The first time I knew I was different
• UK's response to 'Extroadinary Rendition': SIS knew US was torturing suspects.
• The Universe said, Ha!
• Right Said Fred
• not I said the cat (user)
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• Now I, even I, would celebrate...
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• What one object of modern technology would bring you ultimate power in the 15th century ?
• you would have been
• Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
• How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
• Who Would Jesus Bomb?
• Linux would be dead without Windows
• What would Jesus buy?
• He Is Born
• GpBCT: proof that Bob wins on a countable union of sets if he's guaranteed a win on each one of them
• The Story of Jason Squiff and Why He Had a Popcorn Hat, Popcorn Mittens and Popcorn Shoes
• To the Memory of My Beloved Master, William Shakespeare, and What He Hath Left Us
• The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
• The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: He is entertained
• He will bring us goodness and light

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