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Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "Imagine how boring it would be if we were all the same"
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- eternity would be boring
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- Unraveling things you would never be able to say with words.
- One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- Rancid Pickle is the standard by which all other noders should be judged
- To all the cold people who want to be warm again
- He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
- How the Petting Zoo eventually destroyed us all
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- How to herd people in public
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- How To Be Funny
- He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
- Life without music would be a mistake
- Someday we will all be crude oil and diamonds
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- It's all right to be filled with hate, people are stupid
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a good customer
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- The best kind of bartender
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- That I Would Be Good
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- Without me it would just be aweso
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
- How to be monstrously shallow
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- How to request that your writeup be deleted
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- All he wants to be is a 6-pack and a hot ass
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- how to be a friend
- Be cool in college
- Just to see what it would be like
- How we were, before we were
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- At night, all American cities look the same
- The mud pit, the last night we were all college students together
- All will be devoured within the jaws of terrible time
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- How to be an improv musician
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- A whimper would be fine
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- how can one be a sportsman
- How it would happen
- The Man Whose Teeth Were All Exactly Alike
- We're all Borf in the End
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- All Our Songs Sound The Same
- I was throwing around useless proverbs when all she needed was to be held and told that she was beautiful
- Running toward the edge
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- It is sad how many were torn off
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- I knew before I met you just how we would end
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- How to be invisible
- Mind without body
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- How we were, before you were
- How to be a geek
- it would be hilarious if only
- All right, I'm God now. How do I get out of this mess?
- How To Be Good
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- We're one, but we're not the same
- how to be good at sex
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- It has been claimed that some or all of this article or section is incoherent and not understandable, and should possibly be reworded if the intended meaning can be determined
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- Goops and How to be Them
- If Huey Lewis Isn't Still Cool Then How Can I Be?
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- We're All Mad Here
- We're all still very different
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Why don't you just rip my heart out, it would be quicker and less painful
- How complex can a public toilet be?
- How to be a fuck-up
- How to tell whether a figure can be drawn in one stroke
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- How to Be Alone
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- How would you understand?
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- They all look the same
- Were you here at all?
- I never thought it would be like this
- How the hell am I supposed to be romantic?
- How to be the first one off the line at a 4-way stop sign
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a badass
- Questions I would ask my born-again sister, if we were still talking
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
- Education is evil. Knowledge is evil. Be a moron. Forget how to spell.
- The Man Who Would Be King
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- How to be a good evil villain
- Would you know if you were insane?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- It is never too late to be what you would have been
- Cyclists : Be kind to pedestrians
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- How to be Exceptionally Friendly
- If ifs and ands were pots and pans there'd be no work for tinkers
- How to be a street musician
- How to be a lardass
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
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