Findings:
- grumbling dissertation on how everything would be much better if it all were to explode
- when I am King, we will have no such things, but, my lads, if the old king my father were dead, we would be all kings.
- I set the alarm clock anyway, knowing I would be up all night
- We'd all be better off if shaking hands were making love, and children were found in the cabbage patch.
- This would be so dirty if we weren't all professionals
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- eternity would be boring
- Never Again Would Birds' Song Be the Same
- If you were a perfume, your name would be "Butterflies"
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- If All Men Were Brothers, Would You Let One Marry Your Sister?
- If all you did was node, your writeups wouldn't be very interesting, would they?
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- We need to keep fucking till we're all the same color
- How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You're Not Anywhere at All?
- If language were liquid, it would be rushing in
- people who were not to be trifled with; people who would dance, and had no notion of walking
- How to be strong for her, when all you want is to depend on her
- If anything were different, everything would be different
- Might be like leftovers. Would not taste the same, however sweet.
- How to stay up all night if you've been up all day
- At night, all American cities look the same
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- How Hume would respond to Descartes
- I broke up with God and my girlfriend, all in the same week
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- After today, for two people, the world will never be the same
- How to be a troll
- Linux would be dead without Windows
- It is not known why a goose would be used in this manner
- "Life" appears to be a zero-sum structure, but we're running the numbers again
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- How would you understand?
- If not voting could change the system it would be illegal
- If everyone had a flower instead of a gun, there would be no more war
- How does it feel to be one of the beautiful people?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be religious?
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- I had hoped our relationship would be a long and happy one, but I'll settle for short and exciting
- All I could remember in the morning is that maybe there were wishing hands involved
- all I want to be is holding your hand
- How to be a jerk and piss off your SO
- How the Moon Came to Be
- How to be a good customer
- To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- This would be easier if we did it backwards
- Men And Women Will Never Be The Same
- How to be a moron in any city but Baltimore
- If the field of AI had tried building footballers rather than chess players, how might it be different today?
- How the Internet Came to Be
- Her self image was not the force field she imagined it to be
- How precious can human life be? There are six billion people on the planet!
- That I Would Be Good
- How to sing and play guitar at the same time
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- We all start out with the same alphabet. We are all unique.
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- We're All Mad Here
- We're all still very different
- The pyre-light licks you as if you were an ice sculpture. Are all members of your sisterhood finished with bevels?
- This wasn't how it was supposed to be
- Things I would be interested in seeing used in a literary context
- The Filesystem That Would Be King
- If she were an insect, she'd be a moth in search of a flame
- Your girlfriend will never forget how adorable you were the first time you went
- No. 43: How Not To Be a Geek
- We're one, but we're not the same
- They all look the same
- once the coldest roads all led back to the same warm place
- The best kind of bartender
- I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
- Sometimes friendships were meant to be destroyed
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the ARPANET
- How can something be more beautiful than it is?
- We do what we do because of who we are. If we did otherwise, we would not be ourselves.
- Sorrier than I ever thought I would be
- how can words exist and not be acceptable?
- All the black jelly beans seem to be glued to the bottom of the bag
- we shall all be healed
- The universe was cold and dead and all the best aspects of humanity and its appreciation of the world were stored in electronic boxes
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- there were no words left; we had said them all
- How can a thinking, rational adult be an atheist?
- As if he knew that words were how I kissed
- Be cool in college
- Just to see what it would be like
- What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
- All That You Love Will Be Carried Away
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear (fiction) mp3 (recording)
- The Ten Commandments revised
- A whimper would be fine
- I know that all the cannabis activists would like you to believe differently but
- Be you all pleas'd, your pleasures grieve not me
- All scientific theories will eventually be disproved
- Lesbian Robot Vampires : All Shall Be Victorias, None Shall Survive
- All the things she had at one point wanted to be
- How to be monstrously shallow
- We knew there would be kissing, and breasts
- How to be an asshole
- Her perception of how gorgeous she is will be evident in her lack of movement during sex
- How can something so incredibly beautiful be so incredibly wrong?
- How to be a polite smoker in a non-smoking world
- I have always imagined that Paradise will be a kind of library
- How to be Happy, Dammit
- How the Internet came to be: The birth of the Internet
- How to be a geek
- How to be a professional public transit passenger
- The next time they would come, I would not be here.
- he thought it would be great fun to conquer the world
- Why nothing would change if Ralph Nader were elected
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- all shall be well, and all manner of things shall be well
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- how to be a friend
- I assumed we would not even be friends
- If there were a slight, let it be fulsome
- Spend an hour with us and you'll never be the same
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- It is not our noise at all, but we are lucky to be listening
- The "that music all sounds the same" fallacy
- All of her seconds were unencumbered
- How to be an improv musician
- How not to be a 15 year old JavaScript hack
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- All hardware should be emulated in software
- All I ever wanted to be
- How to be a Gangsta (in 5 simple steps)
- A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true
- How the Internet came to be: The Internet takes off
- how does it feel to be carried out to the trash?
- If this is how it's supposed to be, it's f****d up
- Statements that would be shocking to people living in 1985
- All the while he was talking she was thinking what his whiskers would feel like on the back of her neck
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- Running toward the edge
- How To Be Good
- Whoso would be a man must be a nonconformist
- Don't be an ass at a restaurant
- It is sad how many were torn off
- Beautiful that war and all its deeds of carnage must in time be utterly lost
- Your words are delicious and enticing, and I would save them all like love letters
- You will be a tear-stained diary entry, and it will have been all your fault
- How Would Jesus Drive?
- Thoughts on how religious proscriptions came to be
- God can't be all good and all powerful at the same time
- How to be happy for a certain period of time
- Being a good lab partner and dealing with a bad lab partner
- In the future, all turds will be perfectly round
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- How to be invisible
- Mind without body
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- What would existence be like for a child born with no senses?
- How can a thinking, rational adult be a monotheist?
- How the Internet came to be: On scaling
- How we were, before you were
- It is like what we imagine knowledge to be: dark, salt, clear, moving, utterly free.
- How to be a badass
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- Children are the same all around the world
- How to herd people in public
- Goops and How to be Them
- How many glow worms were KIA?
- What would happen if an immovable object were confronted with an unstoppable force?
- so that all her children will be adventurers in light
- How the inside of the mind would look from a purely abstract point of view
- It's just the three of us - you, me, and all that stuff we're so scared of
- Please tell me it will all be okay.
- How a suicide made me wish I were Superman
- Why Star Trek: Series V would be a bad thing
- How to Be Alone
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- We're all such products
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How to be a Romantic Poet
- How the Internet came to be: On use by other networks
- How to be a lardass
- Life without music would be a mistake
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- What were you before you were anything at all?
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Weak and desperate from decades of commuting the djinn would barter all for coffee and a friendly ear
- How to be a good motorcycle passenger
- How to Be a Charismatic Cult Leader
- This must be the night when I remember how to fly, when the breeze catches my weight at last
- Do you remember how small your body was when you were five?
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Why would a lapsed Catholic want to be married in the church?
- How we were, before we were
- How to be a good evil villain
- I thought that I wanted this. I didn't realize it would be so hollow
- If it were a snake, it would have bit me
- How Pikachu would sing "A Bushel And a Peck"
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